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Author Topic: Friday Haikus  (Read 70013 times)
autie13
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« Reply #30 on: February 29, 2008, 10:14:56 PM »

spring break you are here
to a conference I travel
then it's back to work
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margarete
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« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2008, 11:17:37 AM »

The speaker good, but
Colloquium on Friday
Is not all that fun
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not_a_gradstudent1
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« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2008, 12:28:49 PM »

Exam grades posted.
I'm scared to check my email.
Way too many failed.

Do you really not
know how many amendments
have been ratified?

Or, for that matter,
how a bill becomes a law?
What are you here for???

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treehugger1
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« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2008, 04:55:26 PM »

No pratice exam?!?!?
Slacker leaves in huff, kindly
subsidizing peers.
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rodentmind
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« Reply #34 on: March 02, 2008, 07:02:06 PM »

Sunday? I laugh--haha!
Spring Break means Long Weekend.
Drink, Relax, Repeat.
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careerbugger
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« Reply #35 on: March 07, 2008, 04:08:39 PM »

Lost Faith in This Class
Today they were peaceful; calm
Great Things can Happen
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"The more that things change, the more they stay the same....."
treehugger1
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« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2008, 04:13:50 PM »

Have just "decompressed,"
Posting all day on Fora
Guilt. Guilt. Guilt. Guilt. Guilt.

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treehugger1
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« Reply #37 on: March 07, 2008, 04:16:46 PM »

I've just modified
a tiny flaw in last post.
Am I obsessive?
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phdbliss
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« Reply #38 on: March 07, 2008, 04:17:08 PM »

Spring break is over.
Dissertation not done as
Hoped. Sadness. Drinking.
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careerbugger
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« Reply #39 on: March 07, 2008, 05:20:50 PM »

Deadline Approaches
Assignment is Due and Soon!
Will they do it? Hmmm....
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turing_complete
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« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2008, 07:05:42 PM »

No teaching now, but
peer-reviewing continues.
Fifteen down, six left.
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rodentmind
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« Reply #41 on: March 16, 2008, 12:32:24 PM »

Spring break is over.
Dissertation not done as
Hoped. Sadness. Drinking.


Now a week later.
Is diss done? My stuff is not.
Tomorrow: Monday.
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king_ghidorah
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Give me three steps, give me three steps, mister.


« Reply #42 on: March 16, 2008, 10:48:56 PM »

It is now Sunday.
Missed my Friday haiku chance
I am fill’d with woe.
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling??
iomhaigh
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« Reply #43 on: March 17, 2008, 11:08:05 AM »

Monday or Friday
Does it matter which it is?
Days they greatly blur
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conjugate
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Tends to have warped sense of humor


« Reply #44 on: March 17, 2008, 01:18:58 PM »

Grading: tired, ass in chair.
My students see me as a
tired ass, in a chair.
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Unfortunately, I think conjugate gives good advice.
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