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pollinate
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« Reply #195 on: February 26, 2010, 02:42:28 PM »

Lab work is calling
I would rather be outside
Why am I posting?
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While "against stupidity, even the gods themselves contend in vain" may be true,
it is not reason for us to just give up and let the stupid run this world.
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« Reply #196 on: February 26, 2010, 04:15:34 PM »

I hate my students.
They are spoiled lazy brats.
I want a rum coke.
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I have no tolerance for swinish behavior, except from actual swine.
malcha
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« Reply #197 on: February 26, 2010, 04:18:18 PM »

I read boring verse.
Snow keeps on drifting sideways.
My tea slowly brews.
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yellowtractor
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« Reply #198 on: February 26, 2010, 04:19:41 PM »

I hate my students.
They are spoiled lazy brats.
I want a rum coke.

If your students are
at community college,
you are toast for this.
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i think is good for every one only the think is that we will always scares about that.
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« Reply #199 on: February 26, 2010, 04:32:24 PM »

Students are engaged
Excellence displayed in lab
I love electives
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You ain't a beauty but hey you're alright
fishbrains
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« Reply #200 on: February 26, 2010, 05:01:59 PM »

Snowed two days ago,
No snow or students today:
So much for grading . . .
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"My face is going green behind the mask . . ." ~ Peter Shaffer's Equus
sinenomine
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« Reply #201 on: February 26, 2010, 05:09:58 PM »

All done with grading
And blasted assessment work --
The wine is calling!
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"How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks...."
biomancer
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« Reply #202 on: February 26, 2010, 06:49:49 PM »

The weekend comes
bringing blowing snow with it
I'll shovel later


One week to spring break
my students can hardly wait
anticipation


Soft puppy belly
Presented for a warm rub
Bliss and happiness
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Clueless people can be dangerous. The acidic environment they can spread often needs to be neutralized, and humor is basic.  - Dellaroux

Viruses invented people so that people would invent airplanes so viruses could get around better. - R. Duda
mended_drum
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« Reply #203 on: February 26, 2010, 07:03:02 PM »

Reschedule meeting?
After you have stood me up?
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
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« Reply #204 on: February 26, 2010, 08:24:29 PM »

Booked travel for five.
Everyone's spring break that week.
Stranded on West Coast.

A very weird plan.
Thesis sep'rate from funding?
"Want fries with that Mac?"

Book review session.
Sixty-five students will come.
Thirty chairs in room.

Suddenly cold here.
Warm sweatshirt, glass of pinot.
Browsing the fora.
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"I tried to walk into a Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around" - Mitch Hedberg
conjugate
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« Reply #205 on: February 26, 2010, 10:01:51 PM »

The week and winter
end.  I grade and get better.
A cold is a drag.

Tragedy/blessing:
Mother may be dying.  An
infection in lungs.

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Unfortunately, I think conjugate gives good advice.
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southerntransplant
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« Reply #206 on: March 06, 2010, 12:15:09 AM »

Dumb KVM switch.
You don't see new computer.
Reprogram with axe.
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"I tried to walk into a Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around" - Mitch Hedberg
pollinate
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« Reply #207 on: March 19, 2010, 01:01:28 PM »

It's sunny outside
The venetian blinds sway, in
Convection currents
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While "against stupidity, even the gods themselves contend in vain" may be true,
it is not reason for us to just give up and let the stupid run this world.
malcha
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« Reply #208 on: March 19, 2010, 01:09:12 PM »

Depressed and anxious
End of week brings no relief
Term must end also.
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This space for rent


« Reply #209 on: March 19, 2010, 01:12:04 PM »

Stirred by a soft breeze
Muffled and hollow music
from bamboo wind chimes.
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"That's a great deal to make one word mean," Alice said in a thoughtful tone.
"When I make a word do a lot of work like that," said Humpty Dumpty, "I always pay it extra."
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