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malcha
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« Reply #150 on: November 06, 2009, 04:04:54 PM »

Friday afternoon.
Once again I spurn research
At home with my cat.
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« Reply #151 on: November 06, 2009, 04:36:35 PM »

Forgot your ID?
No books will go home with you.
Tears do not move me.
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mouseman
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« Reply #152 on: November 06, 2009, 06:29:12 PM »


daisyaday you are
such a tough librarian
you make students cry
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In the midst of the word he was trying to say,
In the midst of his laughter and glee,
He had softly and suddenly vanished away -- -
For the Snark was a Boojum, you see.
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malcha
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« Reply #153 on: November 06, 2009, 10:42:12 PM »

Students' tears fall fast.
There will be water damage,
Wise pages blistered.
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« Reply #154 on: November 06, 2009, 10:45:01 PM »

Oh, where did she go?
Flying over the ocean.
Gone. No more. Silence.
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« Reply #155 on: November 06, 2009, 10:45:21 PM »

syllabus poem
explains the usual rules
all students ignore

syllabus poem
beautiful without measure
should be HOF'd
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« Reply #156 on: November 12, 2009, 05:17:48 PM »

Friday afternoon
I wait longingly for you
Margarita time!
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Prephd, in all that black, you are like the anti-pink-me.

Freewill is a beeyaaatch
pollinate
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Is the semester over yet?


« Reply #157 on: November 13, 2009, 09:12:44 AM »

Friday the thirteenth
There is an exam today
Pray, O students, pray.
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While "against stupidity, even the gods themselves contend in vain" may be true, it is not reason for us to just give up and let the stupid run this world.
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« Reply #158 on: November 13, 2009, 11:16:53 AM »

My test's on Monday.
Students come to office hours.
Too little too late?
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Unfortunately, I think conjugate gives good advice.
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« Reply #159 on: November 13, 2009, 12:47:43 PM »

Friday movies out
Stack of papers awaits me
Be swift o rubric!
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marigolds
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« Reply #160 on: November 13, 2009, 03:34:50 PM »

O esteemed colleagues
I have seen enough of you
For this farking week.
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malcha
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« Reply #161 on: November 13, 2009, 03:36:15 PM »

Head to the clubhouse
Marigolds.  There the hamster
Will pour you a drink.
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« Reply #162 on: November 20, 2009, 12:50:42 PM »

Friday's here again.
Next week is short, just two days.
Soon, semester's done.
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Unfortunately, I think conjugate gives good advice.
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« Reply #163 on: November 20, 2009, 02:31:02 PM »

Defense is over.
Like a tree shedding its leaves,
A weight is lifted.
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When you are a scientist your opinions and prejudices become facts. Science is like magic that way!
conjugate
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« Reply #164 on: November 20, 2009, 02:44:14 PM »

Congratulations.
Scampster starts a new season:
Life, career awaits.
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Unfortunately, I think conjugate gives good advice.
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