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Author Topic: Friday Haikus  (Read 52590 times)
careerbugger
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« on: February 01, 2008, 05:57:17 PM »

Share your Friday thoughts in the creative form of Haiku!

I will start-

Lo, Friday is here
I Speak- "It is Pop Quiz Time!"
You Were Not here- So Sad!
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betty_p
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Ooh! Piece o' candy.


« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2008, 06:59:21 PM »

Your e-mail has left
Me unmoved. On Fridays I'm
Unavailable.

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But I'm not bitter.
turing_complete
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« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2008, 07:05:31 PM »

Instead of going
to campus, I'm here at home
shovelling.  Snow day!
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dept_geek
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through a glass darkly....


« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2008, 07:16:38 PM »

Grading finished now
Late assignment? Ha! She said.
Not gonna take it.

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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

Quote from: testingthewaters
When in doubt, add chocolate.
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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2008, 07:19:34 PM »

All lecture problems
problematic; tired now.
Time for happy hour.
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Unfortunately, I think conjugate gives good advice.
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Do not take the bait


« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2008, 08:32:39 PM »

Mr. Advisee
Extract head from butt, or else
Find new advisor
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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2008, 09:48:33 PM »

There are no make-ups.
Should I repeat that again?
There are no make-ups.

Emails keep coming.
Department politicking.
Who gives a rat's ass?

Misquoted again.
No more interviews for you,
student newspaper!

If haikus counted
for tenure, i'd go up now.
Too bad they do not.
 
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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2008, 09:58:47 PM »

Friday night at home.
Party? Ha! Dissertation.
My poor ass planted.
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« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2008, 02:45:15 PM »

Although today is not Friday I have one. GRRR. (That would be the title of it)

Baseball Game Today
Syllabus Says No Make Ups
How Silly Of you!
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« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2008, 03:06:55 PM »

My dear coworker
Irrelevant paperwork
Not gonna Happen
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bibliothecula
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like Bunnicula, only with books


« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2008, 03:36:27 PM »

Friday's trains go fast
fast to the city
but faster home.
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I came. I saw. I cited.
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« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2008, 09:21:20 PM »

Genius you are not

Substandard is your design

Please get over it
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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2008, 12:37:39 PM »

I sigh and proclaim
Ha-Thank God It Is Friday
Two Days, No Students!

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« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2008, 02:33:10 PM »

Stacks of papers call me
"Come grade" with a big red pen
I pour a stiff drink
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« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2008, 02:46:37 PM »

Students partying
Yet I continue working
At least I'm drunk too.

or

"You have weekends off,"
Says the nonacademic.
If they only knew.
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