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zuzu_
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« on: December 05, 2007, 08:37:35 AM »

dr dre posted this in the "In the Classroom" thread, and I thought we could use an entire thread dedicated to a Foxworthy-like analysis of the adjunct.

So my upper-level class filled out evaluations today. When I returned to the room, one woman raised her hand and earnestly asked, "Are you an adjunct professor or a professor professor?"

Sigh.

So I answered. Then she asked what the difference is between an adjunct and a professor.

Suddenly I was channeling Jeff Foxworthy. I heard myself say, "Well, if your professor has ever met with you in the hallway, in the coffee shop, in the library, or in his car, he might be an adjunct." 

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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2007, 08:42:18 AM »

If your professor is only on campus one day of the week and impossible to reach the rest of the time, hu might be an adjunct.
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2007, 08:43:16 AM »

...your faculty mailbox is a manila file folder.
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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2007, 08:44:06 AM »

...you've never actually met your department chair.
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dundee
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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2007, 08:44:48 AM »

Sorry to hijack, but "If your professor is only on campus one day of the week and impossible to reach the rest of the time, hu might be" a tenured full professor!
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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2007, 09:13:37 AM »

True that, dundee!
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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2007, 09:39:07 AM »

If you hop in your car to head to campus and forget which campus you're supposed to be going to...
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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2007, 09:53:31 AM »

If you hop in your car to head to campus and forget which campus you're supposed to be going to...

Ha Ha BTDT
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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2007, 09:54:55 AM »

...you've been teaching at the college for three years and no one has ever observed your class.

...you have a college voicemail account/extension...but no actual phone.
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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2007, 11:41:56 AM »

...you have to "stake claim" on a file cabinet drawer or a bit of shelf space each semester.

...you've walked into your office and found someone else sitting at your desk.

...faculty refer to your office space as "the bullpen."

...you use luggage with wheels to carry your stuff.
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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2007, 11:47:37 AM »

...a student calls you "Dr. Staff" instead of your real name, because when they registered they saw that the class was being taught by "staff." 
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« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2007, 12:32:01 PM »

Your office is the trunk of your car.   

You could use the adjunct office, the one that you share with 24 other adjuncts, but the college is using it to store all of  the excess computer equipment and all of the excess chairs.   

The branch manager lets you use one of the extra computers out in the main office. 

You do NOT have a college voicemail or phone extension, let alone a phone. 

The college IT department got your email account working by the sixth week of class this semester, about the same time that the office set up your physical mailbox. 

The custodian demanded to see ID when you went in the office alone in the evening. 

other than that: 

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You have never actually met your department chair.
Yes!

No one from the department has ever observed your class, in fact, no one in the department other than the night manager and the payroll clerk knows what you look like, but they are going to rehire you on the basis of those students' evaluations.  (That is a scary thought for the future of higher education.)

You are grateful for $564 per class per month and this beats taking a night job at 7-11.
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« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2007, 12:54:15 PM »

...you were hired via email.
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« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2007, 02:14:29 PM »

...you were hired via email.

...you were fired via email.
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« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2007, 02:24:13 PM »

You teach twice as many classes per semester as the tenure-track profs and makes less than half as much money per year. And you have no benefits. Or office. Or parking permit.
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