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prof_smartypants
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« Reply #345 on: January 29, 2012, 08:24:33 PM »

We elitist poopheads use whatever words and punctuation we want to use. If you don't like it, off with your heads. This is not a f***ing democracy.
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geonerd
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« Reply #346 on: January 29, 2012, 08:51:03 PM »

The elitist poop-head thread delivers another pearl of wisdom:

I think it is clear that a poop-head is someone who has sh*t for brains, probably as a result of having his head up his ass.
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larryc
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« Reply #347 on: January 30, 2012, 06:21:53 PM »

"MOOOOOOM! She keeps farting on my LEGOS!"
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« Reply #348 on: February 02, 2012, 09:48:05 PM »

Don't be a waffling twit.
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« Reply #349 on: February 08, 2012, 12:17:16 AM »

Listening to you talk makes me feel like someone is physically sucking knowledge out of my brain and incinerating it.
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« Reply #350 on: February 10, 2012, 02:42:02 AM »

In the Ivory Tower, there can be only one Hall Monitor. And you seem to be it.
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« Reply #351 on: February 10, 2012, 10:24:40 AM »

You can also get extra boob horns
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« Reply #352 on: February 10, 2012, 04:48:06 PM »

Collaborator: "How is the weather there?"
ST: <incredulous> "Shout-ey, with a chance of cursing! What the f*ck did you want to talk about?"
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voxprincipalis
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« Reply #353 on: February 13, 2012, 10:26:42 PM »

Since this is ending up as kind of the "Good One-Liners" (or, OK, "good two-liners," whatever) thread:

In an ideal world, we're given flowers. In reality, we're given roach farms.

Worse, our roaches have to be cute enough for senior faculty to want to pet them and give them treats.

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« Reply #354 on: February 16, 2012, 09:39:44 PM »

This isn't pervy rocket-science.
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« Reply #355 on: February 17, 2012, 01:30:38 PM »

As they say, there are none so blonde as those who will not see. 

(I should note that alto_stratus was responding to the use of the word "blonde" as a substitution for "blind" by another poster, so don't blame alto_stratus.)

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« Reply #356 on: February 17, 2012, 01:38:04 PM »

Yes, I think it loses something without the rib-tickling inspiration of the "blonde leading the blonde." 
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larryc
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« Reply #357 on: February 17, 2012, 01:43:07 PM »

Since this is ending up as kind of the "Good One-Liners" (or, OK, "good two-liners," whatever) thread

I think it is more the "Purposely Taken Out of Context Thread." And I am good with that.
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