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qrypt
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« on: November 07, 2007, 11:52:15 AM »

When you think about it, it's just so obvious that we need a thread with this title - in fact I'm not sure how we've survived for so long without one. 

This isn't a place to decry British academic practices.  Instead, it's more ambitious.  First target: the Queen!  (and all the rest of it):  http://comment.independent.co.uk/commentators/mark_steel/article3135355.ece
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« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2007, 05:12:28 PM »

I don't know... mushy peas ranks right up there...
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« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2007, 05:52:12 PM »

That race to catch the big cheese wheels rolling down the very steep hill (somewhere in Gloucestershire http://www.cheese-rolling.co.uk/the_event.htm).
Always seems to end up with several people in hospital.
WTF?
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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2007, 01:58:55 AM »

I don't know... mushy peas ranks right up there...

Heretic!

Where will it end? You'll be saying next you don't like curry sauce on your chips!
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2007, 02:36:14 AM »

Do NOT get me started....

How DARE you get ideas above your station...
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« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2007, 03:07:12 AM »

How DARE you get ideas above your station...


Oh yes. How truly, deeply, depressingly true.

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« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2007, 03:16:36 AM »

Well, OBVIOUSLY... bless your little cotton socks.
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« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2007, 03:18:04 AM »

And then, obviously, there's Bank Holiday Monday...
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« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2007, 04:38:55 AM »

The M25.
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« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2007, 05:11:20 AM »

The Humber Bridge.   - DvF
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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2007, 06:06:35 AM »

The M6
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« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2007, 06:47:55 AM »

Milton Keynes
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« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2007, 06:50:53 AM »

Milton Keynes

What do you have against concrete cows?
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« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2007, 08:26:32 AM »

Shoddy dental work, and the apparent lack of orthodontists...anywhere.

The Spice Girls.

Essex.

Chavs.
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« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2007, 09:56:33 AM »

The apparent love of putting heaters anywhere but below the window where they would do the most good.

The persistent love of having separate taps for hot and cold water.

The apparent love of putting water and other pipes outside, where, if there is too much of a cold snap, they could freeze, with disastrous consequences.
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