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« Reply #705 on: February 28, 2010, 07:56:45 PM » |
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Follow up to the above:
S1: I don't know, the old dude.
S2: Oh, yeah, he is like 30.
S1: So he is the old, wise one in class.
These students are definitely not from my U, where we have a lot of non traditional students of varying levels of projecting wisdom.
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I like money. I like to buy stuff and experiences with money.
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« Reply #706 on: March 01, 2010, 01:04:29 PM » |
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"A straight girl drew it. She hasn't had a lot of experience with vaginas. Sorry."
(polly, if I didn't know better, I'd wonder if we taught at the same school.)
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« Reply #707 on: March 01, 2010, 05:20:15 PM » |
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"A straight girl drew it. She hasn't had a lot of experience with vaginas. Sorry."
(polly, if I didn't know better, I'd wonder if we taught at the same school.)
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Every educated person's not a plumb greenhorn. "where whining mendeth nothing, wherefore whine?"--R.L. Stevenson +-LR is wise. Listen.
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« Reply #708 on: March 01, 2010, 06:14:41 PM » |
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"A straight girl drew it. She hasn't had a lot of experience with vaginas. Sorry."
(polly, if I didn't know better, I'd wonder if we taught at the same school.)
What in the name of Zod was the context for this line? |
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Clueless people can be dangerous. The acidic environment they can spread often needs to be neutralized, and humor is basic. - Dellaroux
Viruses invented people so that people would invent airplanes so viruses could get around better. - R. Duda
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« Reply #709 on: March 01, 2010, 08:20:59 PM » |
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"A straight girl drew it. She hasn't had a lot of experience with vaginas. Sorry."
(polly, if I didn't know better, I'd wonder if we taught at the same school.)
What in the name of Zod was the context for this line? I only heard the one line. I've been trying my darnedest NOT to imagine the context. |
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« Reply #710 on: March 02, 2010, 07:55:54 AM » |
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Two students discussing a professor:
Student 1: "Yeah, he's super smart. On the first day of class, he disproved global warming in about five minutes."
Student 2: "Really? How'd he do that?"
I didn't have time to linger and find out.
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I am an insanely elegant, super classy poor white, for the record.
I love everyone here!
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« Reply #711 on: March 02, 2010, 08:58:45 AM » |
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Insert Quote
Quote from: biomancer on Yesterday at 06:14:41 PM
Quote from: arizona on Yesterday at 01:04:29 PM
"A straight girl drew it. She hasn't had a lot of experience with vaginas. Sorry."
(polly, if I didn't know better, I'd wonder if we taught at the same school.)
What in the name of Zod was the context for this line?
I only heard the one line. I've been trying my darnedest NOT to imagine the context.
Posted on: Yesterday at 06:14:41 PMPosted by: biomancer
I thought it had something to do with the comparison of chocolate and vanilla vaginas. (Sorry about the messed up quotes, y'all. I would have been better off doing them as I usually do--the OTHER wrong way.) |
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« Reply #712 on: March 02, 2010, 11:56:00 AM » |
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"A straight girl drew it. She hasn't had a lot of experience with vaginas. Sorry."
(polly, if I didn't know better, I'd wonder if we taught at the same school.)
What in the name of Zod was the context for this line? I only heard the one line. I've been trying my darnedest NOT to imagine the context. Whatever the context, it made coffee come out my nose. |
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« Reply #713 on: March 02, 2010, 11:59:27 AM » |
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My smile of the day...
Student 1: We were making out and he checked his text message.
Student 2: How horrible!
Student 1: It is not like he was in class or anything!
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On preview: Candadiantourismguy is a subversive of the first order.
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« Reply #714 on: March 02, 2010, 12:12:30 PM » |
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Quote from: biomancer on Yesterday at 06:14:41 PM
Quote from: arizona on Yesterday at 01:04:29 PM
"A straight girl drew it. She hasn't had a lot of experience with vaginas. Sorry."
(polly, if I didn't know better, I'd wonder if we taught at the same school.)
What in the name of Zod was the context for this line?
I only heard the one line. I've been trying my darnedest NOT to imagine the context.
Posted on: Yesterday at 06:14:41 PMPosted by: biomancer
I thought it had something to do with the comparison of chocolate and vanilla vaginas. Can a straight girl make those? |
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« Reply #715 on: March 02, 2010, 12:13:25 PM » |
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My smile of the day...
Student 1: We were making out and he checked his text message.
Student 2: How horrible!
Student 1: It is not like he was in class or anything!
She better get used to it. I just read an article somewhere about the number of me who're on their cell phones during/after sex! |
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« Reply #716 on: March 02, 2010, 12:15:38 PM » |
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My smile of the day...
Student 1: We were making out and he checked his text message.
Student 2: How horrible!
Student 1: It is not like he was in class or anything!
She better get used to it. I just read an article somewhere about the number of men who're on their cell phones during/after sex! Now THERE's an unfortunate contraction! |
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« Reply #717 on: March 02, 2010, 04:26:57 PM » |
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Especially in context.
Overheard at a rather upwardly mobile SLAC I attended on scholarship lo these many years ago:
". . . . and it wasn't even the Mercedes I wanted . . . ." [sob]
At the time, I was driving a 15-year-old Honda worth $1000 (this was during my undergrad years in the late 1980s).
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« Reply #718 on: March 02, 2010, 05:44:11 PM » |
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My smile of the day...
Student 1: We were making out and he checked his text message.
Student 2: How horrible!
Student 1: It is not like he was in class or anything!
She better get used to it. I just read an article somewhere about the number of me who're on their cell phones during/after sex! I needed the spew shield after that one! |
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« Reply #719 on: March 02, 2010, 06:28:35 PM » |
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My smile of the day...
Student 1: We were making out and he checked his text message.
Student 2: How horrible!
Student 1: It is not like he was in class or anything!
She better get used to it. I just read an article somewhere about the number of men who're on their cell phones during/after sex! And here I thought women were the great multi-taskers. |
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