galactic_hedgehog
Procrastinating, Python-quoting, Blue Blazer-drinking, chocolate-chip cookie-eating, Pastafarian, Not So
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« Reply #210 on: September 14, 2008, 12:06:30 AM » |
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Boyfriend: "I'm not doing any reading this year. I'm turning over a new leaf." Jeez, why do they even bother with college? Chicks? I knew I went to the wrong school! |
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"A pun is primâ facie an insult to the person you are talking with. It implies utter indifference to or sublime contempt for his remarks, no matter how serious." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. Hedgie loves to read. |
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« Reply #211 on: September 14, 2008, 12:11:37 AM » |
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Boyfriend: "I'm not doing any reading this year. I'm turning over a new leaf." Jeez, why do they even bother with college? Chicks? I knew I went to the wrong school! Hey, I went to engineering school. The chick population there is pretty low, but I hear that other schools don't have that problem. They even have cheerleaders! |
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You can never know everything, and part of what you do know will always be wrong. Perhaps even the most important part. A portion of wisdom lies in knowing this. A portion of courage lies in going on anyway.
--Robert Jordan
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llanfair
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Whither Canada?
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« Reply #212 on: September 14, 2008, 02:45:58 PM » |
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Hey, I went to engineering school. The chick population there is pretty low, but I hear that other schools don't have that problem. They even have cheerleaders!
On being a woman in engineering school: http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=8 |
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Because, you know, that stuff on the syllabus is like, in writing, and there are so many ways you can, like, read that, but when the guys who sit by you in class, like, you know, must know what's really going on, right? -- AmLitHist, channelling student
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« Reply #213 on: September 15, 2008, 06:59:39 PM » |
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And that is why I didn't date anyone from the engineering course I took. <evil grin> |
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Drinking a lot always helps.
Wheeeeee! You go, oh evilicious one.
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not_a_gradstudent1
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« Reply #214 on: September 15, 2008, 08:21:52 PM » |
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Girl 1: OH MY GOD we are such REDNECKS!
Girl 2: [inaudible mumble]
Girl 1: He's a redneck too. [5-second pause] So is his sister. So don't even mention her name.
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dundee
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« Reply #215 on: September 15, 2008, 10:33:03 PM » |
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Female student in the hallway outside my office talking on her cell phone:
"I am definitely going to see someone about this. I keep putting lotion on it, but it keeps getting bigger. It's kind of gross."
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« Last Edit: September 15, 2008, 10:33:28 PM by dundee »
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"Dublin, Dundee, Humberside ..."
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« Reply #216 on: September 17, 2008, 08:23:05 PM » |
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Walking to class. Boy pack a-traveling:
"When I wake up, Yo! When I wake up, I like to have an extra cigarette in my boxers."
Oh, don't we all?
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I am some stranger on the internet advising you about your uterus. I am not sure how much weight you should give to my advice. |
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« Reply #217 on: September 17, 2008, 08:42:45 PM » |
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Walking to class. Boy pack a-traveling:
"When I wake up, Yo! When I wake up, I like to have an extra cigarette in my boxers."
Oh, don't we all?
Frankly, I'd prefer a cigar. |
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« Reply #218 on: September 17, 2008, 08:43:34 PM » |
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Walking to class. Boy pack a-traveling:
"When I wake up, Yo! When I wake up, I like to have an extra cigarette in my boxers."
Oh, don't we all?
Frankly, I'd prefer a cigar. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.... |
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llanfair
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Whither Canada?
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« Reply #219 on: September 18, 2008, 10:42:01 AM » |
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Walking to class. Boy pack a-traveling:
"When I wake up, Yo! When I wake up, I like to have an extra cigarette in my boxers."
Oh, don't we all?
Frankly, I'd prefer a cigar. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.... Groucho: "A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke." |
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Because, you know, that stuff on the syllabus is like, in writing, and there are so many ways you can, like, read that, but when the guys who sit by you in class, like, you know, must know what's really going on, right? -- AmLitHist, channelling student
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kiana
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« Reply #220 on: September 18, 2008, 11:08:40 AM » |
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Walking to class. Boy pack a-traveling:
"When I wake up, Yo! When I wake up, I like to have an extra cigarette in my boxers."
Oh, don't we all?
Frankly, I'd prefer a cigar. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.... Groucho: "A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke." Groucho??? |
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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infopri
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When all else fails, let us agree to disagree.
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« Reply #221 on: September 18, 2008, 11:18:40 AM » |
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Walking to class. Boy pack a-traveling:
"When I wake up, Yo! When I wake up, I like to have an extra cigarette in my boxers."
Oh, don't we all?
Frankly, I'd prefer a cigar. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.... Groucho: "A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke." Groucho??? Oh, please don't tell me you don't know who Groucho is (was)? < knocks ancient head against the wall> |
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if there's a next time, I'll remind myself I don't need to engage.
MYOB. Y enseņen bien a sus hijos. (with thanks to cronopio) |
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kiana
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« Reply #222 on: September 18, 2008, 11:30:39 AM » |
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Walking to class. Boy pack a-traveling:
"When I wake up, Yo! When I wake up, I like to have an extra cigarette in my boxers."
Oh, don't we all?
Frankly, I'd prefer a cigar. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.... Groucho: "A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke." Groucho??? Oh, please don't tell me you don't know who Groucho is (was)? < knocks ancient head against the wall> I know who Groucho is, but that's a quote from Kipling! |
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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infopri
I guess I'm now a VERY
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« Reply #223 on: September 18, 2008, 11:45:11 AM » |
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Walking to class. Boy pack a-traveling:
"When I wake up, Yo! When I wake up, I like to have an extra cigarette in my boxers."
Oh, don't we all?
Frankly, I'd prefer a cigar. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.... Groucho: "A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke." Groucho??? Oh, please don't tell me you don't know who Groucho is (was)? < knocks ancient head against the wall> I know who Groucho is, but that's a quote from Kipling! Phew! (I didn't catch the misattribution. I never heard the quote before, but it did sound like something Groucho would say!) |
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« Last Edit: September 18, 2008, 11:45:58 AM by infopri »
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if there's a next time, I'll remind myself I don't need to engage.
MYOB. Y enseņen bien a sus hijos. (with thanks to cronopio) |
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llanfair
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Whither Canada?
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« Reply #224 on: September 18, 2008, 02:32:24 PM » |
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Which is probably why I mixed the two up. Mea culpa.
(It does sound like Groucho, doesn't it? He'd've said it if he'd thought of it first.)
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Because, you know, that stuff on the syllabus is like, in writing, and there are so many ways you can, like, read that, but when the guys who sit by you in class, like, you know, must know what's really going on, right? -- AmLitHist, channelling student
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