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« on: August 24, 2007, 10:04:25 AM »

For my sins, I'm now a peer review college member for one of the research councils. I have to attend a training day in Swindon in early September and will have to stay overnight as cannot get there from here by 9 AM.

Any suggestions for pubs and/or restaurants near the train station?

Cheers.
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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2007, 11:58:12 AM »

Swindon is noted for the magic roundabout!

http://www.swindonweb.com/life/lifemagi0.htm
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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2007, 01:41:36 PM »

My only visit to Swindon was to replace the exhaust on my car when heading back from Devon. I would not recommend the hot chocolate at Kwikfit.
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2007, 01:47:05 PM »

Isn't Swindon the place where Jasper Fforde's Thursday Next novels are set? Maybe you can find the Dodo Emporium! ;)
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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2007, 09:59:55 AM »

The M4 was closed a couple of weeks back and I got diverted through Swindon.

Sorry, not very helpful, but I thought I'd share this experience.
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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2007, 11:28:59 AM »

If you do not wish to see the magic roundabout do not get in a taxi - wherever you want to go the second they spot you're a stranger, they make a detour there...
I've had to eat there a few times thanks to train hassles and unless I've been missing culinary gems (quite possible), I'd say Indian food is safest.
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2007, 12:57:27 PM »

Who is the bright spark who decided to put the ESRC in Swindon anyway?  I can just imagine trying to impress eminent social scientists from abroad: Hey Professor Eisenstadt, come to Swindon to see the best the UK has to offer! 

I'll bet it was that meathead Gordon Marshall. 
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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2007, 01:18:33 PM »

My trip to Swindon was similar to others.  Being an American, I rented a car and put regular gas (petrol) into a diesel car.  Being an American, I don't know how to read English.  It would have been helpful if someone at the rental agency pointed out to me that this vehicle was a diesel (almost all cars in the U.S. are petrol) and diesel is very rare.  In the UK I found out that the diesel is right next to the Petrol.  Diesel hoses do not fit into petrol gas tanks, but Petrol hoses do fit into Diesel. 

Well, anyway, I found out that diesel vehicles do not run on Petrol.  So some laughing Englishmen from Swindon (I was on the M4) picked me up on a Sunday and showed me to their nice large garage.  Come to find out, they pick up about 4-5 people a week who do that.

Then I had to catch a train the rest of the way, it was late by 3 hours in the sweltering heat.

It was not fun. Swindon will live in infamy in my mind.  There is nothing amusing about Swindon.
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« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2007, 01:42:41 PM »

Look folks, like it or not I've signed up for a 3 year term (sentence?) with this research council, and hence expect MANY trips to Swindon!

Is there not any place to get a decent pint or a bit of good grub?!

*Looks around desperately for agreement with RC*
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« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2007, 02:01:52 PM »

I figured there would be a Pizza Express, but I just checked google maps and nothing comes up.  I also figured I'd have a look in my Rough Guide, but - Swindon isn't listed! 

Perhaps you can spend the night in Bath?  That's only 40 minutes away on the train...
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« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2007, 02:21:39 PM »

Thanks for the effort, Grypt. Swindon must truly be a cultural wasteland if it doesn't even have a Pizza Express!

No choice about where I stay - accommodation was booked and paid for by the RC.

I will try to see myself as a pioneer, venturing forth bravely to the backwaters....

(And may email the woman making the arrangements - perhaps she knows a decent pub within walking distance of Polaris House...)
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« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2007, 02:30:25 PM »

If you are lucky, there is a pretty average football team playing second division I believe out of Swindon.

If you can rent a car for an afternoon there is some pretty nice countryside in the area.
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« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2007, 12:00:53 AM »

If you are lucky, there is a pretty average football team playing second division I believe out of Swindon.

If you can rent a car for an afternoon there is some pretty nice countryside in the area.

I've already recommended this in PM....Wiltshire is lovely...
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« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2007, 05:36:03 PM »

Swindon is the blot on the landscape of the wonder that is Wiltshire. Basically it's Crewe only 150 miles south.

If you're having real problems, science_expat, try the recommendations on beerintheevening.com. Just make sure you go for something rated 6.5 or above with a number of reviews you like the sound of.

I used to share an office with a guy who'd moved to Swindon because his wife was doing her medical rotation there. He had nothing complimentary to say whatsoever.
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« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2007, 12:30:35 PM »

If you're having real problems, science_expat, try the recommendations on beerintheevening.com. Just make sure you go for something rated 6.5 or above with a number of reviews you like the sound of.

Thanks for the link. Unfortunately, nothing close looked very interesting.

I'm getting more and more depressed....
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