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[puckk]

SPAMALOT (apologies to Robert Goulet)

A law was made a distant moon ago here:
Students their own work to do need not.
And there's a legal limit to what you need to know here
In Spamelot.
All homework is forbidden till December
And exits Feb the second on the dot.
By order, idiocy lingers forever
In Spamelot.
Spamelot! Spamelot!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But in Spamelot, Spamelot
That's how conditions are.
The roll may ne'er be te'an till after sundown.
By eight am, the profs will all disappear.
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For idiotic slackers than here
In Spamelot.

Spamelot! Spamelot!
I know it gives a moron pause,
But in Spamelot, Spamelot
Those are the legal laws.
...

[angel]

I can clap, if that will help.

[puckk]

Thankee.  I've been out of the country for a while...