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Author Topic: Ironic threads--how to spot them.  (Read 32506 times)
prytania3
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« Reply #255 on: July 29, 2007, 06:28:02 PM »

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There you go, being arrogant again.  I did read that other thread.  Every single painful word.

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Watch out, you'll be accused of stalking her.


Infopri:
What are you talking about? The above quote was to Eyetoeye concerning me, and yes, he was stalking me, but I nipped that in the bud very quickly.
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« Reply #256 on: July 29, 2007, 06:48:47 PM »

I've just finished reading the 17 pages of posts on this thread, and I have two favours to ask forumites.

First, if you're going to start such a long and convoluted thread as this, which sucks readers in and won't let them go till its over, thereby wasting huge amounts of time either: keep in mind those of us on the other side of the world and not start them on Friday afternoons, as this wastes my Monday morning OR, if you must keep them to your Friday afternoons, PM me or post a brief synopsis of the thread which enables me to skip through. 

Second, explain what Roombas and Scoobas are, and how Flowbees fit in.  Yes, I could Google them, but having wasted hours on this thread already, I'm hoping to shortcut the process.l

Thanks guys!

Little disc-shaped robots that mop (Scooba) or vacuum (Roomba) floors. They have sensors that tell them where they've cleaned so they are able to perfectly vacumm ormop a room. The Scooba     works in such a way that no used, dirty water ever touches the floor--no moving the dirt around.
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« Reply #257 on: July 29, 2007, 07:01:31 PM »

Flowbee: an attachment to a vacuum cleaner that allows you to cut hair and clean it up at the same time. Apparently, there's also a similar device called a RoboCut.

I haven't enjoyed a thread this much since the one about the job candidate whose hotness induced self-touching.
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« Reply #258 on: July 29, 2007, 07:06:10 PM »

I've just finished reading the 17 pages of posts on this thread, and I have two favours to ask forumites.

First, if you're going to start such a long and convoluted thread as this, which sucks readers in and won't let them go till its over, thereby wasting huge amounts of time either: keep in mind those of us on the other side of the world and not start them on Friday afternoons, as this wastes my Monday morning OR, if you must keep them to your Friday afternoons, PM me or post a brief synopsis of the thread which enables me to skip through. 

Second, explain what Roombas and Scoobas are, and how Flowbees fit in.  Yes, I could Google them, but having wasted hours on this thread already, I'm hoping to shortcut the process.l

Thanks guys!

Little disc-shaped robots that mop (Scooba) or vacuum (Roomba) floors. They have sensors that tell them where they've cleaned so they are able to perfectly vacumm ormop a room. The Scooba     works in such a way that no used, dirty water ever touches the floor--no moving the dirt around.

Thank you walker and cackalacker.  They sound great.  I wonder if they're available over here....

And I've enjoyed the thread too, in a kind of Jerry Springer crossed with David Attenburgh/ BBC documentary kind of way.  I've spent equal time cringeing and learning.
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« Reply #259 on: July 29, 2007, 07:59:44 PM »

Oh my god!  I go away for a weekend of fresh air, mountains and sunshine and starlight and big happy dogs running amok and come back and find this thread is still going!

So, in all seriuosness now, no irony, sarcasm, sardonic tones, nothing, just straight up serious question -  does a roomba work on a wood floor or would it damage it?

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« Reply #260 on: July 29, 2007, 08:54:12 PM »

My wood-floored having, Roomba-owning friends have no complaints. It seems to work fine on them. 
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« Reply #261 on: July 29, 2007, 08:58:32 PM »

My wood-floored having, Roomba-owning friends have no complaints. It seems to work fine on them. 

That's maybe fine for your friends but I believe the question was about the floors.
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« Reply #262 on: July 29, 2007, 09:02:50 PM »

What are you talking about? The above quote was to Eyetoeye concerning me, and yes, he was stalking me, but I nipped that in the bud very quickly.
I'm not infopri, but I was remarking that i2i was accusing some of us (me, VP) of stalking her[1], and I was pointing out that if infopri admitted to reading her on more than one thread she might be so accused as well. - DvF

[1] i2i has pretty much confirmed that she is a she.
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« Reply #263 on: July 29, 2007, 10:40:26 PM »

What are you talking about? The above quote was to Eyetoeye concerning me, and yes, he was stalking me, but I nipped that in the bud very quickly.

I'm not infopri, but I was remarking that i2i was accusing some of us (me, VP) of stalking her[1], and I was pointing out that if infopri admitted to reading her on more than one thread she might be so accused as well. - DvF

[1] i2i has pretty much confirmed that she is a she.

Thanks for answering, DvF.  That was how I interpreted the stalking post.  Pry, sorry for any confusion.
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« Reply #264 on: July 30, 2007, 04:20:12 PM »

Has i2i gone back under hus rock? Is it safe to come out into the sunshine and sing 'Ding Dong the troll is dead' ???
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« Reply #265 on: July 30, 2007, 04:30:30 PM »

Is there any of that popcorn left?  I have a weekend of posts to catch up on.
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« Reply #266 on: July 30, 2007, 04:39:18 PM »

Is there any of that popcorn left?  I have a weekend of posts to catch up on.

<*passes large bowl of buttered*>

here ya go, my evil twin...

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« Reply #267 on: July 30, 2007, 04:44:47 PM »

<*passes large bowl of buttered*>

here ya go, my evil twin...


Ah, thank you, my evil twin. :)
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« Reply #268 on: July 30, 2007, 09:42:58 PM »

My wood-floored having, Roomba-owning friends have no complaints. It seems to work fine on them. 

That's maybe fine for your friends but I believe the question was about the floors.

Ha ha! Thank you for that.

Off to clarify my antecedents,
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