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« Reply #75 on: July 28, 2007, 01:09:06 PM » |
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I can tread water for about 5 minutes.
Can also swallow some pills without water.
Last week, I pulled a small splinter out of my hand with my teeth. No, wait... it was my nails. Pulled it out with my nails. Yes, that's right.
Can survive splinters with crying.
Can hold my breath for about 35 seconds.
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If you complain again, Ice Girl will freeze you and then I will zap you with my hot lava power.
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« Reply #76 on: July 28, 2007, 01:14:38 PM » |
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I can tread water for about 5 minutes.
Can also swallow some pills without water.
Last week, I pulled a small splinter out of my hand with my teeth. No, wait... it was my nails. Pulled it out with my nails. Yes, that's right.
Can survive splinters with crying.
Can hold my breath for about 35 seconds.
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« Reply #77 on: July 28, 2007, 01:26:26 PM » |
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I heard about a guy who read Middlemarch.
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If you complain again, Ice Girl will freeze you and then I will zap you with my hot lava power.
"I will color what I want to - rhinos purple, hippos green." --Michael Patrick Hearn
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« Reply #78 on: July 28, 2007, 01:29:50 PM » |
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I heard about a guy who read Middlemarch.
Apparently, then he shot himself in the foot. |
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« Reply #79 on: July 28, 2007, 01:49:03 PM » |
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I can play tennis with grenades.
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zarathustra
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« Reply #80 on: July 28, 2007, 01:50:12 PM » |
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I can play tennis with grenades.
With Wilson or Dunlop? ;) |
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"A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish."
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« Reply #81 on: July 28, 2007, 01:53:29 PM » |
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I do my own taxes.
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« Reply #82 on: July 28, 2007, 01:55:11 PM » |
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I can play tennis with grenades.
With Wilson or Dunlop? ;) Special racquets made by Boeing |
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gennimom
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« Reply #83 on: July 28, 2007, 01:55:57 PM » |
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My sister said I'm the toughest person she nows.
Just because I survived GD's health problems and brain surgery, a miscarriage, and graduate school.
Like I had a choice? Running away just wasn't an option.
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...only after reading gm's post, my new mantra is "always listen to gennimom".
Monday reeks! - Garfield The outside of a horse is good for the inside of a person (or something like that). |
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« Reply #84 on: July 28, 2007, 01:56:29 PM » |
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I fight my own battles.
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« Reply #85 on: July 28, 2007, 02:03:18 PM » |
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My sister said I'm the toughest person she nows.
Just because I survived GD's health problems and brain surgery, a miscarriage, and graduate school.
Like I had a choice? Running away just wasn't an option.
Don't forget the 6 siblings with their 15 marriages. |
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gennimom
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« Reply #86 on: July 28, 2007, 02:04:03 PM » |
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My sister said I'm the toughest person she nows.
Just because I survived GD's health problems and brain surgery, a miscarriage, and graduate school.
Like I had a choice? Running away just wasn't an option.
Don't forget the 6 siblings with their 15 marriages. Nah. I just got to watch that. |
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...only after reading gm's post, my new mantra is "always listen to gennimom".
Monday reeks! - Garfield The outside of a horse is good for the inside of a person (or something like that). |
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« Reply #87 on: July 28, 2007, 02:05:40 PM » |
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My sister said I'm the toughest person she nows.
Just because I survived GD's health problems and brain surgery, a miscarriage, and graduate school.
Like I had a choice? Running away just wasn't an option.
Funny, my sister says the same thing about me for unavoidable tragedies as well. I do have to admit, I am remarkably sane (as far as I know) considering some of the things I've experienced. I imagine the same is for you, so I'll give you credit if you won't. |
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"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist." -George Carlin
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gennimom
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« Reply #88 on: July 28, 2007, 02:07:21 PM » |
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My sister said I'm the toughest person she nows.
Just because I survived GD's health problems and brain surgery, a miscarriage, and graduate school.
Like I had a choice? Running away just wasn't an option.
Funny, my sister says the same thing about me for unavoidable tragedies as well. I do have to admit, I am remarkably sane (as far as I know) considering some of the things I've experienced. I imagine the same is for you, so I'll give you credit if you won't. Thanks. It just seems hard to see myself as strong when I just did what I had to do. I just dealt with it. |
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...only after reading gm's post, my new mantra is "always listen to gennimom".
Monday reeks! - Garfield The outside of a horse is good for the inside of a person (or something like that). |
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« Reply #89 on: July 28, 2007, 02:37:00 PM » |
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The day before my sister's wedding I took ALL of the grandmothers out for lunch. I survived, and amazingly so did they.
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