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t_folk
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« on: July 11, 2007, 11:25:17 PM »

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An antique dealer from Lima, Peru ...
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When you pissed yourself in Frankfurt and got syph down in Cologne
And you heard the rattling death trains as you lay there all alone
Frank Ryan bought you whiskey in a brothel in Madrid
 And you decked some fvcking blackshirt who was cursing all the Yids.
 - Sick Bed of Cuchulain POGUES
voxprincipalis
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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2007, 11:28:18 PM »

An antique dealer from Lima, Peru ...

Had a passion for chocolate fondue.

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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2007, 11:32:22 PM »

An antique dealer from Lima, Peru ...

Had a passion for chocolate fondue.

VP

He plunged in a carrot...
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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2007, 11:32:57 PM »

An antique dealer from Lima, Peru ...

Had a passion for chocolate fondue.

VP

He plunged in a carrot...

And pulled out a ferret
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"That's a great deal to make one word mean," Alice said in a thoughtful tone.
"When I make a word do a lot of work like that," said Humpty Dumpty, "I always pay it extra."
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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2007, 11:35:30 PM »

An antique dealer from Lima, Peru ...

Had a passion for chocolate fondue.

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He plunged in a carrot...

And pulled out a ferret

...all covered in rich, sticky goo.
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i think is good for every one only the think is that we will always scares about that.
voxprincipalis
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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2007, 11:37:09 PM »

There was a poor maid from Manhattan...
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2007, 11:41:08 PM »

With a strange fetish for satin
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t_folk
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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2007, 11:41:52 PM »

There was a poor maid from Manhattan...
With a strange fetish for satin

While under the sheets
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When you pissed yourself in Frankfurt and got syph down in Cologne
And you heard the rattling death trains as you lay there all alone
Frank Ryan bought you whiskey in a brothel in Madrid
 And you decked some fvcking blackshirt who was cursing all the Yids.
 - Sick Bed of Cuchulain POGUES
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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2007, 11:45:49 PM »

There was a poor maid from Manhattan...
With a strange fetish for satin

While under the sheets
Performed many feats
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"That's a great deal to make one word mean," Alice said in a thoughtful tone.
"When I make a word do a lot of work like that," said Humpty Dumpty, "I always pay it extra."
t_folk
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Put silk on a goat, and it's still a goat.


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« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2007, 11:46:35 PM »

There was a poor maid from Manhattan...
With a strange fetish for satin

While under the sheets
Performed many feats

Fulfilling her sexual passions.
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When you pissed yourself in Frankfurt and got syph down in Cologne
And you heard the rattling death trains as you lay there all alone
Frank Ryan bought you whiskey in a brothel in Madrid
 And you decked some fvcking blackshirt who was cursing all the Yids.
 - Sick Bed of Cuchulain POGUES
t_folk
Your mom's a
Distinguished Senior Member
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Posts: 1,230

Put silk on a goat, and it's still a goat.


WWW
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2007, 11:47:18 PM »

An ethnographer in South Appalachia
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When you pissed yourself in Frankfurt and got syph down in Cologne
And you heard the rattling death trains as you lay there all alone
Frank Ryan bought you whiskey in a brothel in Madrid
 And you decked some fvcking blackshirt who was cursing all the Yids.
 - Sick Bed of Cuchulain POGUES
notaprof
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« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2007, 11:48:30 PM »

An ethnographer in South Appalachia
Wrote at a speed that was glacial
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"That's a great deal to make one word mean," Alice said in a thoughtful tone.
"When I make a word do a lot of work like that," said Humpty Dumpty, "I always pay it extra."
yellowtractor
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« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2007, 11:49:23 PM »

An ethnographer in South Appalachia

Had a prize-winning hen who could hatch a
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i think is good for every one only the think is that we will always scares about that.
yellowtractor
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« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2007, 11:50:15 PM »

(whoops, cross-post!  Somebody pick which run to go with, and go.)
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i think is good for every one only the think is that we will always scares about that.
t_folk
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Posts: 1,230

Put silk on a goat, and it's still a goat.


WWW
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2007, 11:50:35 PM »

An ethnographer in South Appalachia
Wrote at a speed that was glacial

From swains, he transcribed
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When you pissed yourself in Frankfurt and got syph down in Cologne
And you heard the rattling death trains as you lay there all alone
Frank Ryan bought you whiskey in a brothel in Madrid
 And you decked some fvcking blackshirt who was cursing all the Yids.
 - Sick Bed of Cuchulain POGUES
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