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infopri
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« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2007, 11:12:09 AM »

One of my dogs pooped in the living room.
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« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2007, 11:13:20 AM »

I think I dropped something.
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« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2007, 11:14:48 AM »

I could use a nap.
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conjugate
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« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2007, 11:15:12 AM »

I have many cats, including two tiny kittens.  They tend to poop in the dining room, a habit not overcome by frequent explanation of the use of the litter box.  We may soon run out of carpet cleaner spray.

(Sorry if that was too exciting!)
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Unfortunately, I think conjugate gives good advice.
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« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2007, 11:15:56 AM »

b_p, I think that's mine.
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« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2007, 11:17:24 AM »

Well, it's under my chair if you want it, but it's not very exciting.
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« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2007, 11:18:36 AM »

you have a chair?
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« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2007, 11:19:29 AM »

<...yawn.......>  What?  Oh....
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i think is good for every one only the think is that we will always scares about that.
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« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2007, 11:20:51 AM »

Thinking of having a tuna wrap for lunch. Again.
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« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2007, 11:21:47 AM »

I don't like my schlepper, but I've had it too long to return it.
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« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2007, 11:22:15 AM »

I'm procrastinating on something.
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« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2007, 11:23:28 AM »

you have a chair?

Yeah. He's a real ass. I'd give you details but it would be far too exciting.
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« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2007, 11:34:44 AM »

I need to refi one of my houses, get a mortgage to buy a condo, find a condo, and move---in about 6 weeks. Is this possible?
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Clowns, I tell you. Clowns.
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« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2007, 11:37:50 AM »

I need to refi one of my houses, get a mortgage to buy a condo, find a condo, and move---in about 6 weeks. Is this possible?

Yes.
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« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2007, 11:39:51 AM »

I need to refi one of my houses, get a mortgage to buy a condo, find a condo, and move---in about 6 weeks. Is this possible?

Possible but probably very difficult.  Find the best real estate agent you can; save his/her children from certain death.  Repeat this process with a bank's loan examiner.  Make sure nobody catches you putting these peoples' children in situations of near-certain death.  They will owe you big-time and it will happen. 

My goodness, I think that was way too exciting.
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