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drsyn
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too tired to think


« on: July 10, 2007, 09:17:37 AM »



Expatinuk is bored.  This is a bad thing.  So, this thread is only for really really exciting posts

Anyone who doesn't follow the rules will be reported to moderators!!

Today, I noticed that mold has been growing between the shower tiles.

Also, it's probably time to cut my toenails.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES.  NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
cuyler
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« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2007, 09:20:34 AM »

Earlier this morning, I cleaned out my gutters.
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_touchedbyanoodle_
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« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2007, 09:21:39 AM »

The watermelon I have slowly been eating for a week has piqued in flavor. Today it was kind of slimy.
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"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist." -George Carlin
mirandaf
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WWW
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2007, 09:22:37 AM »

I'm eating an apple right now.
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I am some stranger on the internet advising you about your uterus. I am not sure how much weight you should give to my advice.
dapperpoet
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Continuously astonished


« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2007, 09:24:13 AM »

I'm reading this thread.
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"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. This is easy. All you have to do is tell them that they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for a lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in every country." Hermann Goering
mirandaf
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« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2007, 09:25:10 AM »

My socks are black, as is my T-shirt (of course).
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I am some stranger on the internet advising you about your uterus. I am not sure how much weight you should give to my advice.
tenured_cat
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« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2007, 09:27:27 AM »

This thread is way too exciting - I have to have a lie-down until my blood pressure goes down.
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infopri
I guess I'm now a VERY
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When all else fails, let us agree to disagree.


« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2007, 09:40:37 AM »

My house needs vacuuming.
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Your experience is not universal. Words to live by.

MYOB.  Y enseņen bien a sus hijos.
francie_
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The Voice of Reason


« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2007, 09:41:39 AM »

I'm scraping off the last of the 70s era wallpaper in the downstairs hallway.
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untenured
On far too many committees
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« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2007, 09:43:50 AM »

I have a mosquito bite on my leg.

Untenured
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Quote from: kedves link=topic=56697.msg1152543#msg1152543
You are among the Pure and Truthful, however small their Number.
My goodness, that was an exceptionally good analysis of the forum.
london1
Singin' Songs of the 70s in my Car, I'm Still a
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There was voodoo in the vibes.


« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2007, 09:45:46 AM »

A co-worker phoned me "just to talk."
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spicoli
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Mr. Hand?


« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2007, 09:46:41 AM »

This reminds me of a doctor's waiting room.
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Admit your weaknesses and therefore be stronger... weak!
dr_evil
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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2007, 09:47:13 AM »

Dr. Syn is weird.  This is not news. <evil grin>
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wareagle
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I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too!


« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2007, 11:09:09 AM »

My cat threw up on the couch.
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Where's the Field of Poppies when you need it!??
drangie
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« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2007, 11:11:58 AM »

I lack a cat.
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Please learn the difference between "it's" and "its."  I'm sorry, but "it's" is not a possessive!
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