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« Reply #60 on: June 29, 2007, 03:35:48 PM » |
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Sandra Lee drives me crazy (and not in a good way).
Paula rocks, however.
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« Reply #61 on: June 29, 2007, 03:37:52 PM » |
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Giada smiles without her eyes sometimes. That's creepy.
Sandra's clothes match her kitchen, or vice versa. That's creepy.
Ina's voice is too breathy, and she's smug. That's creepy.
Rachael snorts when she laughs, and she's overly perky. That's creepy.
Robin (Miller) has had so many facelifts that her hands look about 20 years older than her face. That's creepy.
I cannot figure out a way to criticize someone who uses as much butter as Paula. I think she's my hero.
I could slam on the men of Food Network too (except Mr. Florence, with whom I'd like to sleep) but I'm too lazy right now.
I deliberately left Paula out of my critique, because I would love to criticize her for being too loud and flashy, but at the same time her loudness and flas***ude make her wonderful. I forgot Sarah Moulton, too. She always seems bored with her own cooking show, and she often criticizes her own guests. I'm not a huge Tyler fan, but I do love Alton and Bobby- though neither made it onto my man of my dreams post. |
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"...the world between reality and fantasy improv nonsense is blurred in Columbus." -David Gaus
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« Reply #62 on: June 29, 2007, 10:24:38 PM » |
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Gong Li. I could stare at every pore...
Marlene Dietrich. Aishwarya Rai. Grace Kelly. Julianne Moore.
I have a lot of dreams, OK?
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Hansel, where are the crumbs?
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« Reply #63 on: June 29, 2007, 10:45:10 PM » |
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Aishwarya Rai is stunning.
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« Reply #64 on: June 29, 2007, 10:50:57 PM » |
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BTW, I can't figure out the *** in "flas***ude" re: Paula. Can someone provide the missing letters? (I think if you put _ between them they don't get *'d). I love watching Paula cook - so much butter!
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I am not a professor at all, despite what I say.
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« Reply #65 on: June 30, 2007, 09:25:49 AM » |
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My guess would be for "flash!tude".
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"All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
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« Reply #66 on: June 30, 2007, 09:49:55 AM » |
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I think Evangeline Lily from Lost (Kate) is hot. I also think Angelina Jolie is hot, but she's gotten too skinny now.
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« Reply #67 on: June 30, 2007, 09:54:52 AM » |
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Three feet high . . .
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"Please do not force people who are exhausted to take medication for hallucinations." -- Memo from the Chair, Department of White Privilege Studies, Fiork University
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« Reply #68 on: June 30, 2007, 05:03:39 PM » |
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There is something about most of the women of the Food Network that just rub me the wrong way. Yes, but especially Rachel Ray. She's absolutely terrifying. Though I'd love to try whatever medication she's on. One Food Network exception: Nigella. Wow. |
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« Reply #69 on: June 30, 2007, 05:56:05 PM » |
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If you don't like Rachael Ray, and haven't seen it, the Rachael Ray Sucks community is worth a look: http://community.livejournal.com/rachael_ray_sux/I think Heather Locklear (45) looked better on Spin City than she did on Dynasty. Not just the hairstyle, either. |
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« Reply #70 on: June 30, 2007, 06:42:39 PM » |
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Rachel Ray, the Money Shots: http://video.aol.com/video-detail/id/3586225678Oddly pornographic! |
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« Reply #71 on: June 30, 2007, 06:51:12 PM » |
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OK, somewhat older chicks:
Madeline Stowe, gorgeous
Cheryl Hines, a little funny looking but consistently cute.
I concur on the Parminder Nagra entry.
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« Reply #72 on: June 30, 2007, 09:13:46 PM » |
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I want to add another:
Kate Winslet
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When you pissed yourself in Frankfurt and got syph down in Cologne
And you heard the rattling death trains as you lay there all alone
Frank Ryan bought you whiskey in a brothel in Madrid
And you decked some fvcking blackshirt who was cursing all the Yids.
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« Reply #73 on: June 30, 2007, 10:44:45 PM » |
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BTW, I can't figure out the *** in "flas***ude" re: Paula. Can someone provide the missing letters? (I think if you put _ between them they don't get *'d). I love watching Paula cook - so much butter!
OMG! I got censored for using a completely made-up word. Yes, I wrote f l a s h i t u d e. The program apparently deletes the four letters s h i t anytime they appear in sequence, regardless of whether they are just plopped down in the middle of a word. |
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"...the world between reality and fantasy improv nonsense is blurred in Columbus." -David Gaus
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« Reply #74 on: June 30, 2007, 10:48:19 PM » |
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Why is it that on both the "Woman of Your Dreams" and "Man of your Dreams" threads, the dream men/women are overwhelmingly white? I noticed that only a couple non-white dreamboats have been mentioned, and usually not until page 4 or so, if that.
I had to roll my eyes at most of the choices for both "Woman of Your Dreams" and "Man of Your Dreams." What are you people on? Crack?
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