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madhatter
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« Reply #30885 on: February 18, 2012, 10:58:55 PM »
It's dangerous to skim. I am now confused as to why anyone would need to provide contraceptives to an aircraft carrier.
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« Reply #30886 on: February 18, 2012, 11:00:18 PM »
Quote from: madhatter on February 18, 2012, 10:58:55 PM
It's dangerous to skim. I am now confused as to why anyone would need to provide contraceptives to an aircraft carrier.
Must ... not ... make ... "because they're full of ... " pun.  Must ... not ...
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« Reply #30887 on: February 18, 2012, 11:19:05 PM »
Quote from: profreader on February 18, 2012, 11:00:18 PM
Quote from: madhatter on February 18, 2012, 10:58:55 PM
It's dangerous to skim. I am now confused as to why anyone would need to provide contraceptives to an aircraft carrier.
Must ... not ... make ... "because they're full of ... " pun.  Must ... not ...

Heh heh...
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« Reply #30888 on: February 18, 2012, 11:32:28 PM »
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Quote from: antiphon1 on February 18, 2012, 01:01:01 PM
I think I need an aspirin.

There are much better contraceptives.

I hear it works well if you just stand up and dance around afterward.



Duuuuuuuuuude.  Headaches are the contraceptives.  

No, you keep it (the aspirin) between your knees. Works best if both partners use it.

Oh-oh.  Somebody's been listening to the Republicans again.

Quote from: geonerd on February 18, 2012, 11:26:16 AM
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You know those people who walk in 30-minutes late to the movie and keep asking you what happened, why did they do that, what does that mean? 

Hey.   HEY!!!  I haven't been reading the fora much this week.  Can somebody tell me what's going on?  Have I missed anything?  What are all these one-offs about?  Are people really mad, or is it just a bunch of inside jokes? 

Anybody?  A little help here, please?  Aw, c'mon, guys!!!



The PROPER question is, Did I miss anything important?

Nothing Aristophanes didn't cover, oh, a couple of thousand years ago.
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« Reply #30889 on: Yesterday at 11:33:21 AM »
I believe you have confused your Facebook status update box with the CHE fora "start a new topic" box.
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Quote from: southerntransplant on February 09, 2012, 09:37:05 AM
Collaborator: "How is the weather there?"
ST: <incredulous> "Shout-ey, with a chance of cursing! What the f*ck did you want to talk about?"
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« Reply #30890 on: Yesterday at 07:37:39 PM »
Quote from: plasmodesmata on Yesterday at 11:33:21 AM
I believe you have confused your Facebook status update box with the CHE fora "start a new topic" box.

Nice.
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Quote from: larryc on Yesterday at 12:08:02 AM
It is only a match if you shout back. Otherwise it is your colleague acting like a lunatic.
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« Reply #30891 on: Yesterday at 11:44:56 PM »
<unrelated to anything previously posted in this thread and to anything I've posted about>

*sigh*

You're going to pick nits about that? Whatever.

Alan
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Excuse me... which aisle would I find the unicorns and rainbows?

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