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dr_stones
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« on: May 30, 2007, 01:05:40 PM »

State a term, then someone else offer the definition.

Note: It must be a "made-up" term. No defining "Tenure Track," though "Tenure Truck" and "Ten-year Track" are permissible.

First term: Sand Bachs
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 01:29:13 PM »

Sand Bachs: The alternate title for the Tocatta and Fugue in Sea Minor.

Term: A Formative Action
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2007, 02:11:00 PM »

Term: A Formative Action: Failing one's quals, comps, or orals, resulting in the formation of a non-academic career.

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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2007, 02:12:06 PM »

You need to provide a new term, bibliothecula.
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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2007, 02:15:29 PM »

Oops, forgot to add a term.

term: Ducktator
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2007, 02:24:04 PM »

Ducktator: Any of the various wild or domesticated swimming birds of the family Anatidae, characteristically with a broad, flat bill, short legs, and webbed feet; rules a small country with an iron fist; enemy of the U.S.

Essoasso:
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2007, 02:47:38 PM »

Essoasso: A colloquial term used by Venezuelan oil field workers for Exxon executives.


Empathotorium:
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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2007, 02:53:18 PM »

Empathotorium: the place where all the empathic folks go to exercise.

Dissertatoration:
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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2007, 03:04:10 PM »

Dissertatoration: In history departments, training students for the practice of reading aloud their entire papers at conferences by first having them read aloud their entire dissertation, using the style and invective of an original Old English presentation of Beowolf.
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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2007, 03:12:19 PM »

Inpleghmotion: Suddenly becoming paralyzed while on a flight to Cleveland.

Term: Sycophantropic
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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2007, 03:19:44 PM »

Sycophantropic- A demented lover of warm, humid climates.

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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2007, 03:31:26 PM »

Schmeebies: To get the heebie-geebies while schmoozing with a schmuck discussing Julian Schnabel.

Term: Rem creams
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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2007, 07:47:31 PM »

Rem Creams:  White substance created during REM-cycle [post self-edited for crassness.]

Rem Creams:  Delectable chocolate and ice cream martinis which immediately send you into a REM cycle.


Pharmatationally
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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2007, 08:22:37 PM »

Pharmatationally: to intentionally and spectacularly become a pharmacist

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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2007, 08:24:13 PM »


Furdigenferdator: The person who cleans out all the funky crap that, once forgotten, grows in the back of the fridge.

Perspiracism:
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