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[thedunvegan]

Across town, members of the 51st Street Harmonica, Fife and Drum Core were assembling in anticipation of leading the 1st Annual Parade of Solidarity in Support for Ill-Appeciated Odd Musical Instruments and Musicians. As usual the harmonicas and fifes were arguing about who would go first, and the drums were beating a retreat to the rear of the line.   

[rodentmind]

...Jerome was deaf to their sonorous strains, however, and was thinking back to the orgy at Dunvegan Castle, on the far north tip of the Isle of Skye, when he rolled up his beige slacks to walk drunkenly among the thistles and shook his fist at the sky before heading back inside where he saw a woman with auburn flowing locks, who told him...