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Author Topic: Rossetti's Wombat  (Read 6940 times)
mirandaf
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« on: May 24, 2007, 01:29:34 PM »

This is a game we used to play in high school. I'm going to write the title and first sentence of a story. Someone else add sentence #2. Then someone else add sentence #3. (Etc.)

Anyone want to play? Given the forum membership, this will probably evolve better than what we then-eleventh grade math students used to come up with.

Okay, here goes:

Title: Rossetti's Wombat: A Murder Mystery

"The poet Dante Gabriel Rossetti had a pet wombat."

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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2007, 01:33:12 PM »

Umm...
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« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2007, 01:33:45 PM »

It was a friendly little thing the poet had raised from a baby, which had been abandoned in the wild near her secluded home in the Australian bush.
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« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2007, 01:33:59 PM »

The wombat was no ordinary wombat, though, because...
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« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2007, 01:36:31 PM »

...every night, at precisely 3:07 a.m., it turned into a ...
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« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2007, 01:37:35 PM »

The wombat was no ordinary wombat, though, because...

Dave, is that you?
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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2007, 01:39:03 PM »

This is a game we used to play in high school. I'm going to write the title and first sentence of a story. Someone else add sentence #2. Then someone else add sentence #3. (Etc.)
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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2007, 01:40:58 PM »

Sorry. I did not read the directions very carefully.

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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2007, 01:43:22 PM »

>...every night, at precisely 3:07 a.m., it turned into a ...

...ghostly apparition with flaming strawberry blond locks, the spitting image of Lizzie Siddal, Rossetti's long-time lover.
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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2007, 01:45:03 PM »

This magical and miraculous transformation lasted precisely 53 minutes.
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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2007, 01:48:10 PM »

But only because a fairy godmother had restricted the magical transformation so as to best encourage multiple orgasms.

(I couldn't help it.)
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« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2007, 01:48:24 PM »

After the 53 minutes were up, the wombat was quite surprised to find it had turned into a woman named Becca, who had been living a parallel life on the exact same kind of thread not two days prior.

http://chronicle.com/forums/index.php/topic,37082.90.html

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« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2007, 01:49:26 PM »

At around 4:02am, the post-transformation wombat would begin eating cheese doodles.
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« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2007, 01:49:55 PM »

After the 53 minutes were up, the wombat was quite surprised to find it had turned into a woman named Becca, who had been living a parallel life on the exact same kind of thread not two days prior.

http://chronicle.com/forums/index.php/topic,37082.90.html



Party pooper. I knew the multiple female orgasms would do us in.

=)
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« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2007, 01:51:52 PM »

*sigh*
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