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Question: Which is it? A wild "hare" or a wild "hair"?
Hare, of course! - 6 (17.1%)
No, no. It's hair! - 16 (45.7%)
Hmm... It's weird either way. I wonder ... what are the origins of that saying? - 13 (37.1%)
Total Voters: 35

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crazybatlady
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« on: May 19, 2007, 04:20:15 PM »

CBTeen just asked me about the correct spelling of the phrase "she got a wild ____," and I don't know the right answer.

In fact, I've never thought to type it, and I've never thought much about it. Neither option is very satisfactory. We either have to discuss genital hair growth patterns or beastiality. And it's a Saturday, for pete's sake!

So, which is it? What do you think/type/spell when you use/hear that phrase?

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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2007, 04:29:01 PM »

Never heard this one -- what context do you use it in?

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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2007, 04:29:46 PM »

Context:

CBTeen got a wild ha** and decided to donate half her clothes to charity.

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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2007, 04:30:46 PM »

He got a wild hair and asked me to elope to Vegas.
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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2007, 04:30:54 PM »

You call is very important.  But unfortuantely Mr. Gere is not currently available.  Your expected hold time is.......
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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2007, 05:57:00 PM »

I use the gender indeterminate pronoun "pu."
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« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2007, 07:09:06 PM »

She got a wild hare, cut off its foot and got lucky...
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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2007, 07:19:00 PM »

A farmer had a livestock accident when his donkey sat down on his rabbit hutch. Subsequently, he got a wild hare up his ass.
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« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2007, 07:38:15 PM »

I believe it is hair.

Sort of like the wild hair one may see growing out of an eyebrow.

In the case of this expression, the hair would be located elsewhere.

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« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2007, 07:38:31 PM »

I have actually heard this used many times. The phrase is "wild hair ..."  

However, walker_percy's story is so great I actually wish that was it.
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« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2007, 07:46:13 PM »

I always thought that it was a hair.  Imagine the problem that an infected follicle would cause in that region.
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« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2007, 08:25:30 PM »

To be a wild hair, I don't think it has to be growing out of an infected follicle so much as it has to be pointing in an uncomfortable direction.
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« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2007, 08:30:37 PM »

To be a wild hair, I don't think it has to be growing out of an infected follicle so much as it has to be pointing in an uncomfortable direction.

You're being too literal.  The first time I heard it I was a kid and this is what I figured it out to mean.
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« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2007, 09:28:32 PM »

Hares live in holes, however.

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« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2007, 09:34:57 PM »

My vote's with "hair."

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