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crazybatlady
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« Reply #30 on: April 20, 2007, 05:10:09 PM »
Quote from: drsyn on April 20, 2007, 04:34:53 AM
Quote from: grupt on April 20, 2007, 03:12:43 AM
Quote from: crazybatlady on April 19, 2007, 05:04:59 PM
Grupt, I'm sorry that I can't help you. I never inhaled.

cbl

Likely story.  I suppose next you'll be telling us you never had sex with that woman! 

Define sex.

LOL!

Shoot. No definitions necessary: you got me there!

cbl
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Quote from: magistra on July 26, 2008, 12:28:49 AM
As always, CBL rules!  All hail the CBL!
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« Reply #31 on: April 20, 2007, 05:13:33 PM »
Quote from: crazybatlady on April 20, 2007, 05:10:09 PM
Quote from: drsyn on April 20, 2007, 04:34:53 AM
Quote from: grupt on April 20, 2007, 03:12:43 AM
Quote from: crazybatlady on April 19, 2007, 05:04:59 PM
Grupt, I'm sorry that I can't help you. I never inhaled.

cbl

Likely story.  I suppose next you'll be telling us you never had sex with that woman! 

Define sex.

LOL!

Shoot. No definitions necessary: you got me there!

cbl

:)

Thank you.
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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES.  NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
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« Reply #32 on: April 20, 2007, 05:30:30 PM »
One solution for the dog poop. 

bag + poop + lighter = art


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I am the very model of a modern major general.
gennimom
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Let's get summer over with! Me want snow!
« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2007, 06:03:10 PM »
Yeah, but what do you call it when you put it on the doorstep, ring the doorbell, and run?
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Quote from: cc_alan on October 08, 2009, 10:05:25 AM
...only after reading gm's post, my new mantra is "always listen to gennimom".
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The outside of a horse is good for the inside of a person (or something like that).
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« Reply #34 on: April 20, 2007, 10:12:35 PM »
Quote from: gennimom on April 20, 2007, 06:03:10 PM
Yeah, but what do you call it when you put it on the doorstep, ring the doorbell, and run?

Flaming malodorous art? 
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I am the very model of a modern major general.
drsyn
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« Reply #35 on: April 20, 2007, 10:15:06 PM »
Quote from: iomhaigh on April 20, 2007, 10:12:35 PM
Quote from: gennimom on April 20, 2007, 06:03:10 PM
Yeah, but what do you call it when you put it on the doorstep, ring the doorbell, and run?

Flaming malodorous art? 

Time for new shoes?
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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES.  NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
gennimom
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Let's get summer over with! Me want snow!
« Reply #36 on: April 20, 2007, 11:49:24 PM »
No, time to hide from the cops!

I have a relative that actually did this. The victim wasn't real happy, and the chief of police less happy for having to go looking for them!
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Quote from: cc_alan on October 08, 2009, 10:05:25 AM
...only after reading gm's post, my new mantra is "always listen to gennimom".
Monday reeks! - Garfield
The outside of a horse is good for the inside of a person (or something like that).
drsyn
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too tired to think
« Reply #37 on: April 21, 2007, 12:42:48 AM »
Quote from: gennimom on April 20, 2007, 11:49:24 PM
No, time to hide from the cops!

I have a relative that actually did this. The victim wasn't real happy, and the chief of police less happy for having to go looking for them!
Oh, this was a joke my Mom often told us about.  Put poop in a paper bag, put it in front of someone's door.  Light the bag and ring the door bell.  Hide where you can see them try to stomp out the fire.
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