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« Reply #34560 on: June 29, 2009, 11:52:31 AM »

Interesting Guardian article about online dating yesterday. (Read the "Read more" sketches for anecdotes.)


Not that us married folk understand this whole internets dating thing...


:D

:D

:D

A comment on the article that summarizes my reaction to it:

"A random mix of statistics and anecdotes brutally forced into an opinion not much related to either. Bravo."

The author also apparently wrote something about tracking down every man she's ever had sex with.


Anyway, congratulations Dollje and Brit.
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« Reply #34561 on: June 29, 2009, 12:21:52 PM »

Oooh, Frogfactory! Cupcakes indeed!

So, what does this mean, exactly? We want details - juicy, delicious details.

I have a bit of time, so I guess I'll spill.

Saturday basically couldn't have started worse.  I got a message from 98 to ask if I was okay at about 7am.  I said I was fine - he said he was concerned after my messages last night.  I hadn't sent any messages the previous night after about 10pm because my connection was on the blink.  Double checked my chat log - nothing odd there.  He told me he'd received some weird IMs from me that didn't make much sense and were poorly spelled and it had freaked him out.  I freaked out a bit myself, switched him to a different client and tried to reassure him I hadn't sent anything odd.  That IM account has been stolen a couple of times before, so I suspected I might have a keylogger or something, but various scans hadn't been able to find it.  98 knows a lot about wireless security and stuff, and figured some local kid must have broken our encryption for sh*ts and giggles.  (I have since updated everything and run a bunch of deep scans, which did actually find some crap on my computer, so hopefully this is sorted out)

Anyway, that made us a bit late to meet, and when we did, he seemed still a bit freaked out.  We talked in the car on the way to breakfast, and it came out that his 'psycho' ex was literally that - paranoid schizophrenic with delusions of grandeur who went off the meds at some point after moving in with him, with not very fun times had between them after that.  So our dear hacker had made him start to wonder if I was likewise unstable, and had sent him the weird messages as a result of some kind of episode I was having.

Quite unfortunate.  

Anyway, we went to a Waffle House for some breakfast, and gradually managed to chill out.  It was a long-ish drive to the caves, which was kind of good, because it was a chance to listen to the music we'd both been into as teenagers and tell each other stories about what this or that song reminded us of.  It took some doing, but we managed to put the crazy IM thing behind us.

The caverns were fine - they were beautiful, but bulging at the seams with humanity.  The 'tour' was a headphone thingy that meant that conversation was a bit difficult.  To be honest, the caves were nice enough, but we had more fun playing with stuff in the gift shop afterwards.  After the car museum we figured we should go walking somewhere in the national park nearby, but by the time we actually found where the car park and trails were, it was already 5pm (the day having been somewhat delayed by the computer-related morning freakout).  Being a couple of hours from Froggyville, we decided to leave the hiking and go get dinner in a nice town just outside Froggyville.

We wandered around the waterfront and found a nice looking tapas place.  He hadn't had tapas before, and absolutely loved it.  It was indeed pretty good.  Anyway, we shared a bottle of wine, and chatted away.  Some comment I made about the chorizo (mmm, chorizo) made him laugh - I asked him what was up.  He told me it reminded of him of the conversation we'd had in which my response had been "What, you just killed a pig with your bare hands and had sex with it", and added "That was when I first thought: I really like this woman."

Aww.

Anyway, the band came on, and they were kind of fun to listen to for a few songs, but too loud to talk over, so we got a table upstairs where it was quieter and empty of other patrons, and sat next to, rather than across from each other (at this point I think it was fairly clear that this was turning into one of those dances people do around each other when courting).  We talked some more, leaned against each other a little, but I think he was starting to panic a little (nerd!) and I was sure he wasn't about to make any overt moves himself.  I thought about cupcakes, and found a moment to put my hand on his arm.  I half expected him to flinch, but instead he took my hand in his and held it.  

So I kissed him.  It went well.

From there it was the most natural thing in the world.  I felt like a teenager.  At some point, some more people were seated upstairs, so I suggested we should go hang out on the benches by the waterfront if we were going to neck like a pair of teenagers, rather than be thrown out, so we did.  After a bit I think it hit us that it was nearly 1am, and we'd been up since about 6am.  And that driving home on the highways tired and a bit tipsy would probably not be wise, so we got the train back to mine.  No euphemising went on, I should report, mainly because we were very tired, but also because I didn't want to make that sort of decision under the influence.  Because I like this guy.  (This makes sense, in the same way that the cupcake thing did.)

Anyway, I had to go into the lab on Sunday, so I went with him back to the little satellite town where the batmobile was parked, and we had brunch on the same waterfront.  He told me it would break his heart if I turned out to be crazy down the line - I told him it'd break mine if he turned out to be cruel.  We were both still tired, not being all that used to sharing a bed any more (seriously, it really does take practice), but it was nice being sleepily affectionate.  We held hands, or walked with arms around each other.  I don't think I've done that since I was 19 or so.  He had to drive home to see his parents for a peri-birthday meal with them, and I had to get to the lab, so it was a few kisses goodbye in the batmobile, and I walked into the train station on air.

I'm staying at his tomorrow night, since we have to leave early to get to the theme park, which is far from 98ville and really far from Froggyville.  So I need to make the cupcakes tonight and hope they're fine til Wednesday.

Juicy enough?
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« Reply #34562 on: June 29, 2009, 12:30:40 PM »

juicy in a really good way.
happy for you, kiddo
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« Reply #34563 on: June 29, 2009, 12:55:07 PM »

For all of those online dating exchanges that can be reduced to:

Him: Hi!
Me: Comment on something on his profile (be it short and positive or "wow, you really like God in a very Christian sort of way - I am agnostic and here is what that means to me..." <hehe that should get rid of him>)
Him: We should chat on yahoo IM (or, if already chatting, "We should meet up tonight")

Why do I have an overwhelming desire to set them straight? "Hey, look! There is a chat function right here on this very site! Isn't that amazing?" OR "I like blue rhinoceros triangles and flying purple huffelumps!" insert his original message "Kittens are the evil spawn of the devil" insert his request "Yep, still makes just as much sense!"

When did "Just say no" go from being an anti drug campaign to an anti futility campaign?
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« Reply #34564 on: June 29, 2009, 01:44:05 PM »

I never used the IM function on PoF or OKC for this reason -- I had no urge to chat with spamsters and morons.
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« Reply #34565 on: June 29, 2009, 02:10:56 PM »

I never used the IM function on PoF or OKC for this reason -- I had no urge to chat with spamsters and morons.

The one who has my fingers itching to tell him off right now sent a message, not an IM. The first message was "Hi, I liked your profile" then some blather about love. I responded out of courtesy, but I really did say some stuff about the Gospels being written well after Jesus' death and contradicting each other. Now he thinks we should IM on a different site. I understand that not everyone writes wonderful messages, but he has yet to admit that he is writing to anything but a spambot! I even imagine him with a Word document to cut and paste these messages in.
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« Reply #34566 on: June 29, 2009, 02:16:24 PM »

Anytime I got the "you should install XXX Instant Messenger so we can chat" or "let's communicate through this other site" I didn't bother talking anymore.
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« Reply #34567 on: June 29, 2009, 02:22:29 PM »

Anytime I got the "you should install XXX Instant Messenger so we can chat" or "let's communicate through this other site" I didn't bother talking anymore.

See, there is something about the way you say it that suggests you suspect spam. I just suspect stupid.
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« Reply #34568 on: June 29, 2009, 02:26:17 PM »

Anytime I got the "you should install XXX Instant Messenger so we can chat" or "let's communicate through this other site" I didn't bother talking anymore.

See, there is something about the way you say it that suggests you suspect spam. I just suspect stupid.


To me stupid and spam are the same things -- they waste my time.
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« Reply #34569 on: June 29, 2009, 02:49:48 PM »

To me stupid and spam are the same things -- they waste my time.

I will make it my tagline, but think of it as daily inspiration.
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« Reply #34570 on: June 29, 2009, 02:52:42 PM »

I sort of agree, but if I feel like talking with someone for any length of time, I'd rather switch to another IM client, since the chat on both OKC and PoF completely sucks - loses messages, hangs, etc etc. 
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« Reply #34571 on: June 29, 2009, 11:41:10 PM »

Neck-to-ankle black and patent red stilettos for dinner tomorrow?  I think so.
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« Reply #34572 on: June 29, 2009, 11:49:56 PM »

Neck-to-ankle black and patent red stilettos for dinner tomorrow?  I think so.

I sense a seduction coming on . . .
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« Reply #34573 on: June 30, 2009, 12:12:34 AM »

Neck-to-ankle black and patent red stilettos for dinner tomorrow?  I think so.

I sense a seduction coming on . . .

I'm winging it at this point.  The cupcakes are made (with a dark rum glaze rather than that cream cheese crap) and packed. 

To be honest, I'm 'booked' to stay in 98's room at his after a nice dinner for two, and neither of us will be too hammered or tired to preclude anything happening.  I'm not sure this counts as seduction.  But I like the shoes, and I haven't had a good excuse to wear them in a couple of years.

He gallantly reminded me that wearing a thin white t-shirt to the theme park might not be a good idea, because some of the rides involve getting soaked.  No probs, I don't own any white clothes.
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« Reply #34574 on: June 30, 2009, 07:27:41 AM »

Hi all -

Longtime lurker, in need of a little tough love.  Was handed my walking papers over the weekend and am pretty much a mess.  Circumstances:

- Fellow in question and I were dating, but were not exclusive, for about 10 months.  I knew he was seeing someone else fairly regularly (facebook = the devil.)  Did not stop me from developing serious feelings for him.
- During this 10 months, I win prestigious fellowship to go abroad, and TT job upon return home, but in another state at modest distance.
- I chose job in other state over one in our own city, because it was TT, job here was a prep school.
- Due to above job changes, I don't press on the relationship front, though I'm growing increasingly uncomfortable with the non-exclusive status.  My thought was the harder I push, the more likely things would be too hard.  I was attempting to be low-maintenance.
- This weekend he tells me that the other woman has called his bluff and while he doesn't want to, we must stop seeing each other.  That I'm leaving, and she's here so it's the logical choice.
- Important details to the above conversation: he took me out for a meal, came back and slept with me, took a nap, THEN initiated break up conversation.  And, stunned & dumbwitted as I was at the moment, somehow he then managed to sleep with me again. 

So here I am stewing because, as I told him, I thought I might love him.  Sick to my stomach.  Fearful in making the right career choice, I doomed myself.  Uncertain how to proceed.  Mad that at a moment when I should be feeling relief/pride at my career accomplishments and excitement at next steps, this situation is robbing me of my joy.  (Should probably mention that moving to other state job is a location I fear will have *nothing* to offer in way of social life.  Fearing the loneliness and the unknown.)

Somebody tell me he's a putz.  Please tell me what to do.  I'm at an absolute loss, and feel like the first time a boy dumped me when I was 15. (Dignity, oh dignity, whereforartthou?)

thank you all :(
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