The stories that I would love to tell. Three incidents just this semester. But, they would probably identify my school and I think that's a no-no.
Bummer.
Bummer, indeed. Mine is one of my best student stories ever. I will only say:
prospective student tour
nakedness
water
drugs
sticks
mud
Oh for multiple monikers....
Yet more Forum Teases. Some people get us all excited for good stories (and who doesn't love a good story) and then refuse to share. *SIGH*
Let's see if I can do this without totally outing myself or my former employer:
Imagine a fine, warm day in late summer.
One of my students and a friend, sans clothing and on the ground near a body of water, were discovered one morning by a group of prospectives and parents on a tour who were brought along this particular route through campus because it was scenic, what with the water and nature and all.
An irate parent of a prospective called the cops because there was a little too much nature on this part of the tour. [Why on earth they were shocked to see party remnants on that particular campus still astounds me, but....]
The cops showed up and woke up the students who were unconscious in all of their naked glory on the shore in a lot of mud. The students had no clothes, no id, and no clue how they had gotten there. Whomever had left them, however, had created some crude Blair Witch Project symbols out of sticks and left them around them. The cops, used to such shenanigans, arrested the students.
However, they did not get them away from the area before the next tour came wandering past. My student told me that they were told to "cover themselves" on the front using the mud in which they were sitting before they were handcuffed and made to sit there while the tour wandered past.
Tour wanders by. Student was mortified. Apparently student's friend was still more than a little under the influence and greatly enjoyed both the attention and scaring the prospectives.
The students then were told to get up and get into the police vehicle. The friend got up and promptly passed out and fell over into the mud, splattering the cop that was helping the friend up and who could not get a good enough hold on the friend because the friend was muddy.
Apparently, the duo had been mixing some recreational drugs in unwise combinations, or so their drug tests revealed.
The one who was in my class, and who missed my class because sheit was still cooking under the late morning sun at the start of class and was in the clink by the end of it, had one nasty sunburn for a while. Sheit told me that the pranksters who left them there and/or stole their clothes had used mud to create an outline of the school's name on sheit's back and that sheit (a white student) was a walking billboard for the school for a while.
Anyhow, there are some other details missing, but largely, this is the funny part. I did not believe the student for one minute, until sheit offered to show me the sunburn and started pulling up sheit's shirt in my office. I told sheit that perhaps keeping clothes on needed to be a new habit and called the cops to inquire. They confirmed it all.
I still imagine that your imaginations came up with better stories!
