We would, but right now we are working on achieving world peace, air-conditioning Hell, attacking those pesky windmills, and making sure every child in the world has a basket full of puppies.
Poor fishbrains! And I'm sure you've really been trying so very hard to get more ft positions, so that you won't have to keep using those lousy adjuncts whose warm bodies are apparently enough to communicate the important concepts for what (probably) are your introductory (and hence, supposedly, foundational) courses.
I'm sure you've made known to them that they can be just as tough as ft faculty, and you'll get their back! The relaxed attitude that you so loathe is probably not at all the result of feelings of institutional insecurity, exacerbated by anecdotal evidence that adjuncts who act tough like ft faculty get un-rehired (or whatever they're calling "fired" these days).
As I continue on with my own case, though, into which I've already invested more than 15 hours of unpaid time, and which case might be lost on a technicality, so all that time will have been wasted, I wonder:
How many ft faculty, protected by tenure, etc, actually prosecute all their plagiarism cases? After all, 15 hours is 15 hours, whether you are getting paid or not. How many ft folks, then, just try the fail/drop maneuver, so that the cheater goes away (but, lacking a record, is free to try to cheat again)? I mean, there's all that committee work, articles to publish, basket durability testing to do (we wouldn't want the puppies to break the basket, you know), and so forth. With all the documentation, conversations, even meetings these cases can take, well, isn't that time better spent on things more important to your career?
I bet the number of ft people who don't pusrue plagiarism cases is actually not a significantly different number from the adjuncts who don't pursue the cases for fear of retribution and because it's uncompensated time.