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Author Topic: Missing my beagle!  (Read 1869 times)
sad
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« on: December 04, 2005, 06:55:38 AM »

Should I deny tenure to the idiot who lost my precious baby?
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yummy
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« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2005, 07:07:59 AM »

But it was so delicious! How could you possibly be mad?
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boyo
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« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2005, 07:12:14 AM »

Oh the humanity!  (or is that caninty?)
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desperate
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« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2005, 07:37:28 AM »

sad is clearly an impostor.  My Department Chair would never ask the question so humbly.  Either he would brag to everyone on this forum that he was canning an irresponsible colleague or, more likely, is too clueless about the world beyond his fiefdom to have heard of the Chronicle of Higher Education.  I don't appreciate everyone making light of my problem.
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ROFL
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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2005, 08:28:12 AM »

Just to put matters in perspective: I had a similar thing happen to me: a grad student of mine volunteered to watch my kids while I attended an Abba concert--doggone if he didn't give them away!!! In truth I couldn't really get mad at him, as I really wasnt' all that found of them anyway.
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Charlie Brown
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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2005, 08:37:35 AM »

Those who harm beagles should die in the Agony Booth.
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boyo
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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2005, 09:21:04 AM »

If you decide you want them back (say, for tax purposes), try e-bay... I think I saw them advertised...
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Yet another econ anon
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« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2005, 01:33:38 PM »

Are you SURE he gave them away?  Didn't eat any yummy stews soon after, did you?
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Sci-Fier
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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2005, 03:00:04 PM »

What about beagle chili?

(Anyone know what I'm talking about?)
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hungry
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« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2005, 09:45:03 PM »

No, but it sounds delicious!

[%sig%]
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Prytania
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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2005, 04:22:14 AM »

I love beagles. No one should get tenure who lost a beagle.
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Yes but
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« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2005, 08:47:57 AM »

For every person who lost a beagle there is one who found one.
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Prytania
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« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2005, 11:32:55 AM »

Then give the finder tenure, not the loser.
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boyo
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« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2005, 12:01:15 PM »

not necessarily... for example, beagles lost in the Bermuda triangle never reappear... also haven't you noticed pictures of Beagles on your milk carton?? I think some of those are still missing...
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