Every year during the college admissions season, some unlucky institution inevitably misfires offers of acceptance to a few hundred or a few thousand doe-eyed high-school students and then is forced to admit that it was all a big mistake. It’s happened to Missouri. It’s happened to Cornell. To Georgia. And North Carolina. And the University of California at Berkeley, among others.
Today the Daily Press of Newport News, Va., reports that Christopher Newport University e-mailed 2,000 students on Wednesday and welcomed them to the Class of 2015, only to withdraw the offers five hours later.
“We understand that for some students this is a highly emotional time and we would like to express our regret for any additional anxiety this may have caused,” the university said in an e-mail message. The mistake, it said, was “solely a result of human error.”
Such a wasted opportunity. The blame could easily have been pinned on “Captain Chris,” the admissions office’s resident answer-bot.
The Captain seemed woefully unequipped to account for the error when we asked him about it:
Q. Why did you extend and then rescind an offer of admission to 2,000 prospective students?
A. Admission decisions are mailed on a rolling basis.
Q. Will heads roll over this mistake?
A. We’re sorry we could not find an answer to your question.
The real decision letters will be e-mailed by March 15.

