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June 9, 2011, 1:45 pm

Administrators at Goshen College are scrambling to find a song to replace “The Star-Spangled Banner” before intercollegiate sporting events.

Some faculty members, alumni, and students at the Mennonite college have complained about hearing the national anthem before games. The institution’s board of directors told President James E. Brenneman to find a song “that fits with sports tradition, that honors country, and that resonates with Goshen College’s core values and respects the views of diverse constituencies.”

Phew! At least they didn’t ask for something that people can actually remember the words to, or stay in tune while singing.

We spoke with President Brenneman this week, and he seemed game for the challenge, though he did describe an earlier alternative that resulted in failure: trying to sing the words of the Prayer of St. Francis to the tune of “The Star-Spangled Banner” (which is, after all, the melody from an old British drinking song).

The president even suggested that the college might forgo a song altogether and simply adopt a “ritual” to be carried out before each game.

Now you’re talking our language. Sports is filled with rituals, many of them bizarre, ridiculous, and often offensive. The NFL defensive tackle John Henderson likes to get whacked in the face before leaving the locker room. University of Arkansas fans call the Hogs at Razorback football and basketball games. And hockey games at the University of Alaska at Fairbanks are preceded by a video on the jumbo screens that has the polar-bear mascot laying waste to other universities and, eventually, the entire planet.

But Goshen doesn’t have a Division I sports team. Bloodlust, profane cheers, and NCAA sanctions aren’t part of the vocabulary at this liberal-arts college in Indiana. Instead, the institution’s motto, “Healing the World, Peace by Peace,” reveals an unusual set of goals.

So we leave it to you, gentle readers of Tweed: Suggest an appropriate song, chant, or ritual to be played or performed before each Goshen College Maple Leafs competition.

As always, play nice: No biting or eye-poking, and all blows must be administered open hand. Winner gets an academic monograph of our choosing.

-Armando Montaño

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  • johnbarnes

    Aside from the general rudeness and the utter impossibility, to foist ones tastes on students is to give up on educating or teaching, and to take up training or indoctrination. There’s no point in my trying to teach students to disdain the Farelly brothers and to worship Ibsen, but there is some point in getting them to try on the viewpoint by which I get something out of Ibsen; they may find they want to take up some such viewpoint, or a related one, themselves. And to get them to try, there’s the usual arsenal of academic pressure, because it’s hard and not necessarily immediately fun and not possible to appreciate until you’ve already been through it, like a long backpacking trip, or boot camp, or raising a family, or many other worthwhile things that young people don’t necessarily take to naturally.

    The job, always and eternally, is to make sure there is water, and pasturage, and to lead the horses to it. The great bulk of them will make of it what horses are known for, but some of them will find nourishment for surprising and memorable grace.

  • chump

    Yes! Nina Simone at Carnegie Hall, Bob Dylan and Joan Baez at the Syria Mosque (our Lady Gaga’s??), the 5th Avenue streetcars, Bubbles & Sherman…And at a gritty Duquesne University some elitist professors who forced this kid’s eyes open to Dylan Thomas, Richard Hofsteder, and a lifetime of books and ideas and engagement with the world. Thanks.

  • lexalexander

    Not being an academic, I might be wrong about this, but I see value in some forms of popular culture that, based upon classics, might lead students into the classics they otherwise might have spurned. Examples abound: The Alicia Silverstone movie “Clueless” is Jane Austen’s “Emma” set in 1990s SoCal; “10 Things I Hate About You” is Shakespeare’s “The Taming of the Shrew” in the modern-day Pacific Northwest, “Scarface” (both the original and the Pacino remake) is “Macbeth,” and on and on.

    Given the fact that Hollywood is now so creatively devoid of ideas that they’re planning a “reboot” of the “Superman” franchise, I suspect that there’s both cultural benefit and a ton of money to be made by greater use (or, if you will, exploitation) of this source material, most of which has the added virtue, if you’re a producer, of being in the public domain.

  • jamesebryan

    Beyond issues of social justice and questions of attempts by the privileged to institutionalize their own preferences, one of the dangers in molding students’ tastes rather than encouraging their intellects is that when such efforts succeed high culture becomes ossified into an orthodoxy without the power and relevance it once had. I enjoy late-nineteenth-century Academic painting far more than serious art historians are supposed to any more, but even I don’t think Lord Leighton was as important as Raphael. The effort to inculcate taste is doomed anyway – it is likely to fail to persuade students, and if it does, it is likely to result in taste that is sterile and derivative. I do agree with the notion that one ought to study low culture without becoming too taken in by its allure, but further hold the same is true of high culture.

  • bsarchett

    Professor Piper’s response was such a thoughtful, nuanced, and carefully historicized bit of cultural commentary that I think she should replace Professor Wood as a CHE columnist.

  • goxewu

    Because it’s perfectly OK to give legacy admissions to military schools to children of veterans, especially of Medal of Honor winners, then it must also be perfectly OK for colleges to give legacy admissions to the children of rich and/or socially connected alumni.

    Question: Is there a difference between “a proud tradition of military service in this family” and “a proud tradition of silver-spoon and country-club college admissions in this family”?

  • 11223435

    Very well said. And short and clear.

  • stinkcat

    Not only is northwestern cheaper, but you also get free dirty shows!

  • blue_state_academic

    Another great post from Rich “Keep it Simple and Misuse Data” Vedder. Ever since his book came out — where he concluded that faculty today are better off than when he started as a professor because he observed that they drive better cars — Rich has been playing fast and loose with data. The Chronicle should stop giving him a soapbox and let him retreat to his research “Center” to put out his missives.

  • PMinMA

    What editorial standards allow this article to be published? Between the sloppy use of vague metrics and the admitted ignorance of the specifics of the schools involved, the resulting “research” should not survive beyond the rough-draft stage in an undergraduate seminar on education. Leave this sort of pseudoanalytical sensationalism for Fox.

  • mbelvadi

    I disagree about that being a purpose of college. It should be a purpose of the last couple of years of high school. If the high schools were doing their jobs properly, there wouldn’t be so much waste of far more expensive public resources (univ bldgs and staff cost more than high schools’) as students discover too late that college doesn’t “suit” them.

  • jeff_winger

    This article is a FAIL!

  • haohtt

    Someone at a meeting I recently attended asked the question, “Why isn’t Chicago State put out of business?” Well, for a lot of reasons. It is in one of the more dangerous areas of South Chicago (as is seen as highly benficial to the area), its student population is over 80% African-American and had a strong advocate in the leadership of the Illinois legislature. Chicago State has had its share of both dedicated and less-than-dedicated leadership.

  • haohtt

    or CNN or MSNBC

  • j20craig

    As a faculty and former participant of search committees I will agree strongly with the idea that the hiring process in academia needs improvement. I have also been on the receiving end of this process and it is not fun waiting and waiting for notifications or progress reports on the hiring process. Giving these committee members some sympathy, let us be truthful; these are ancillary duties for faculty involved in these search committees. The process is very grueling, evaluating many packages, and assessing the most ideal candidate. If you talk with many who are out there seeking faculty positions, you will hear these stories: Most committees are very conscious of being fair and responsive but often all who have applied rarely receive final feedback. I disagree with the notion that faculty have to run these committees because if you have a well trained HR staff that is communicating with the client (faculty or department) these professionals will certainly do a better, timely and more efficient job. Let us admit that there is a notion of “not wanting to let go” of this process that has many institutions not wanting to allow to handle these duties. If you do not believe this can work, check the many examples of institutions that “out-source” the national search for senior executive positions to executive search firms. These firms are merely executive level HR firms that perform outstanding services at an attractive price.

  • barbarashell

    I used to tell my Music Apprec students that the National Anthem was an Olde English Drinking song which really made a lot of sense…because the more inebriated one becomes the easier it is to sing. Want another song? Look no further than America, the Beautiful – then, play ball! 

  • sisgett

    How about America, the Beautiful?

  • jesor

    I’ve been in favor of changing the national anthem to America, the Beautiful for a long time.  It reflects the type of country we aspire to be.  Although given our propensity for war, a song about a battle is probably appropriate as the national anthem.   As for something a little more contemporary though, maybe a slightly modified version of Evercleare’s “Fire Maple Song”.   Remember, this is a song for the students after all

  • 11166444

    I concur in recommending “America, the Beautiful.”  It is, after all a prayer: “God shed his grace on thee…”  And has in one of its verses a healthy confession: “God mend thine every flaw…”
         Certainly this fits in with Goshen’s mission and ideals.

  • 22078549

    How about “I’d like to buy the world a Coke?”

  • vicuseo

    Woody Guthrie’s “This Land is Your Land,” the best anthem ever recorded for an inclusive America. It’s political and subject to criticism, but not any more or less than others.

  • sanmarcos08

    America the Beautiful should be the national anthem, in my humble opinion. I don’t think that Goshen College would find any problem with that lovely song.

  • 22259152

    How about the 4th verse of the “Star-Spangled Banner?”

    O! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
    Between their loved home and the war’s desolation.
    Blest with vict’ry and peace, may the Heav’n rescued land
    Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
    Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
    And this be our motto: “In God is our trust;”
    And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
    O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

  • ercel

    “Let there be peace on earth and let it begin with me” might be a song that goes along with their peace loving beliefs.

  • 22015822

    Obviously:  ”Give Peace a Chance.”

  • Brian Abel Ragen

    Tom Lehrer’s “Fight Fiercely, Harvard”–with “Harvard” changed to the metrically equivalent “Goshen”–seem a natural choice. The injunction, “But don’t hurt them!” should go down particularly well.

  • nsteiger

    I agree with sanamrcos8; besides, The Star Spangled Banner spans octaves out of the range of most people; whether you like the lyrics or not, it’s virtually unsingable. America the Beautiful is – well – beautiful – and highly singable.

  • mkt42

    Yup.  The high notes in “America the Beautiful” are almost as difficult to reach as the ones in “The Star Spangled Banner.”  And the lugubrious melody is more like a dirge than an anthem.  It did sound good when Ray Charles sang it, but not many people can sing like Ray Charles. 

    “This Land is Your Land” however is peppy, inclusive, and easy to sing.  Political yes, but hey it’s an anthem. And it doesn’t have the smug religious overtones of “America the Beautiful” … did God not shed his grace on New Zealand?

  • mnprivate

    I would recommend Edgar Winter’s White Trash “Give It Everything You’ve Got” or J.B.’s “Livin’ in America.” Why everyone has to suffer because some pseudo-patriotic religious nut insists on the painful tradition is beyond me.

  • jkisner

    Their mascot is the “Maple Leafs.”  A faculty member could compose poetry about GC and its unique Mennonite mission of shalom to the tune of “O Canada,” the lyrics of which are “prayerful.”
    22259152 mentioned the “prayerful” fourth verse of the SSB; but the tune is inaccessible.

  • johnadamdrew

    I think this is an easy one — “This Is My Song,” a hymn sung to the tune of Finlandia. Wonderful words and melody, and very singable.

  • kozirice

    I’ll stick with “This Land is Your Land”…to me it sends a great message as well as being very singable by most.

  • 22266017

    Freebird!

  • electronicmuse

    Land O’Goshen! For those who complain about vocal range, try “One Note Samba” by Antonio Carlos Jobim. Very international that-perfect in lieu of an (apparently) vestigial “national anthem.” Exactly where is Goshen, by gosh-en?

    Or, you just might try pitching the “Star Spangled Banner” in a lower key . . . duh.

  • wisensale

    John Lennon’s “All we are saying, is give peace a chance.”

  • whm3113

    How about In–A-Gadda-Da-Vida, the 18 minute version?

  • dtroop

    Ånd the winner is … ELECTRONICMUSE FOR “ONE NOTE SAMBA”! Electronic Muse gets a copy of “Crunch: A History of the Great American Potato Chip,” by Dirk Burhans. Thanks, everyone, for playing!

  • http://twitter.com/wishladya Jana Shellman

    How about Gosudarstvenny Gimn Rossiyskoy Federatsii, the Russian National Anthem!  I am embarassed that Goshen College is being called an Indiana college. This is so unpatriotic!  Its disgusting that you would be ashamed of our heritage. If you think the lyrics are violent you can’t read and don’t know the story of its conception. Don’t look for help from anyone I know.

  • dpn33

    Absolutely agree, 11182967. Negatives and positives can co-exist in a single phenomenon. Take, for example, the looooong lines at the coffee shops once the students are back. Negative for me, the waiting coffee hog, positive for the coffee shops — from the national chains to the local independents. Lost my favorite hamburger place in part because they forgot to plan for lost revenue over the summer. The fact that my family went there two or three times a month all year just wasn’t enough for some reason.

    It’s rarely either/or; most often it’s “and.”

  • http://twitter.com/jistudents JOI Students

    Are we making more multicultural society or segregating
    as domestic and foreign students? I guess we should a lead a way of integration
    rather than fragmentation with that old age concept of “melting pot”

  • greenbes66

    Although the mention of “The Kids Are All Right” was only a lead-in, I wanted to point out that it is an inference that the college at which the move-in scene takes place is Stanford, because the college is never named.  And for what it’s worth, the scene was filmed at Occidental College.

  • http://twitter.com/jistudents JOI Students

    International students like to expose to outside communities when they arrive in the US colleges and universities, however, the colleges sometimes make so many rules and avoid students working outsides as volunteers. I appreciate international students allowing to works outside the campus. “Volunteering by students has real value to communities, whether it is in the form of legal advice or working in schools or environmental projects” touched my mind. Great job!!!

  • jcmarsh106

    Usually University students reside in large urban type cities where the majority of their activities whether its academic related such as volunteering in various community projects or for leisure activities such as seeing a movie with other university students, culturally these students have alot to offer as international students and in return can learn much about their neighboring community.    

  • http://www.linkedin.com/in/cherissegardner Cherisse Gardner

    I can imagine a day when this is realized as an interpretive device providing a way for  non-signers to interact with the deaf.

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