Category Archives: Tweed

Taking academe a little less seriously.


In Televised Slight, Bates College Eyes a Chance to Court Lisa Simpson

The Simpsons (still on the air!) took a higher-ed potshot on Sunday, as it has from time to time over the past 25 years (remember Homer’s brief stint at Springfield University?). The butt of the joke this time around was Bates College:


But rather than lick its wounds over the slight, the college decided to own the joke. On Monday it posted the above re-creation on its Facebook page, attaching an encouraging message for Lisa, who has often agonized over her college choice.

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Cute gesture, and a f…


Get Your Ph.D. Without the Hassle, Thanks to Stephen Colbert

Haven’t you always wanted a Ph.D. from Princeton — er, Prancetown University?

Thanks to a project by The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, you can now earn the precious credential through “Stephen Colbert’s Totally Legitimate Online PhD Program.” Read the instructions below to see how streamlined online education has become!

Complete Stephen’s online PhD program by proving you can click on the word Print. Congratulations, Doctor.

Among the participating universities:





If you’re worried about th…


Hillary Clinton Was Pitched on Creating Her Own University

We’ve told you about Trump University. But Hillary Rodham Clinton University?

As an Inside Higher Ed reporter, Michael Stratford, pointed out on Twitter on Tuesday, an email released as part of the State Department’s latest disclosure of Mrs. Clinton’s digital correspondence shows she was briefly pitched on the idea of “HRC University.” The source of the proposal: Roy Spence, a notable Texas adman and longtime associate of the Clintons.

HRC University’s proposed mission statement? “To empower pe…


Filling Out That McSweeney’s Faculty-Meeting Bingo Ballot? Send It to Us

If, in these hectic first days of the semester, you’ve been spending your time on Twitter, you’ve probably seen the funny “First Faculty Meeting of the Year Bingo,” written by Lisa Nikolidakis for McSweeney’s. If you haven’t, go there for a good laugh.

Catharsis achieved. The bingo ballot certainly sounds like an accurate portrayal of higher-ed rhetoric, but is it? There’s only one way to find out: By asking our audience of faculty members to print out the lovely McSweeney’s ballot, take it to t…


IT Nerds at One College Built a Giant Wheel and Rolled Around in It

Mike Campadore had an idea. A dream, you might say.

And when Mr. Campadore, a systems administrator at George Fox University, had collected 38 iMac boxes (storing them in the back of an engineering classroom), he knew it was time to make that dream come true. According to a blog on the Oregon university’s website, the project — called the “iWheel” — actually took only 36 boxes, but who’s counting? Watch the delightful result below:


Twitter Asks: What if Hogwarts Were an HBCU?

What if Hogwarts, the Harry Potter universe’s boarding school for wizards in training, were a historically black college? Today’s hot hashtag — #IfHogwartsWasAnHBCU — to the rescue. And while the hashtag is more about the union of African-American pop culture with Harry Potter nerd-dom than anything related to higher education, I’ve covered much more tangential topics on this blog in the past. Here are some of the best entries:


That Time Donald Trump Started a ‘University’ (and an Amazing Blog)

Donald Trump, the celebrity billionaire whose bid for the Republican presidential nomination has been a source of mild to major annoyance for, well, most people, is hardly overseeing his first bid to educate the American public. To say so would be to forget Trump University, the virtual, for-profit “college” he started in 2005.

Speaking to the times, the endeavor relied on the sale (at hundreds of dollars a pop) of CDs and DVDs while relieving students of burdensome higher-ed staples such as tes…


Scholars Spin Their Own Nursery Rhymes (Without the Happy Endings)

Don’t tuck your children in to these. At least, not until the kids get tenure.

Late last week, the hashtag #AcademicNurseryRhymes took over academic Twitter — traditional nursery rhymes injected with nitty-gritty realities of academic life. And while the hashtag has largely calmed down, the contributions are clever enough to deserve a best-of roundup. Here you go:


Man Stabbed in Face During Argument Over Whether College Is Worth It

Here’s one more reason to avoid the onerous debate over whether college is worth the cost: to keep from getting stabbed.

The police say an argument on Friday about the “worth and importance of a college education” resulted in one man slashing another in the face with a pocket knife. The Arlington, Va., news outlet ARLNow reports the victim was cut from the corner of the mouth to the ear after the other man became angry during the argument. The victim received 60 stitches at George Washington Uni…


Will You Make Me the Happiest Co-Author in the World? (She Said Yes.)

Maybe the paleontologist Caleb M. Brown wanted to give his acknowledgments section some extra spice. See if you can spot the anomaly in the fine print of a recent paper, “A New Horned Dinosaur Reveals Convergent Evolution in Cranial Ornamentation in Ceratopsidae,” that he co-wrote in the journal Current Biology:

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I know, can you believe D. Tanke made the cut? (Kidding.)

Mr. Brown, a postdoctoral researcher at Canada’s Royal Tyrrell Museum, told CBC News that Ms. O’Brien had said yes, but also th…