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Growing a Beard for Productivity

November 23, 2009, 10:00 am

With Thanksgiving happening this week, we’re approaching the one-year anniversary of when I started growing a beard, which I did as a productivity strategy.  The week after Thanksgiving last year, I had daily meetings early in the morning all related to a particular program that had no scheduling flexibility.  In no way am I a morning person, which is why I often teach late in the afternoon or into the evening.  Last year, I had a class that ran until ten at night.  I dreaded the thought of having to be on campus and functional at a time when I would normally be sleeping, but it had to be done.  And for several days in a row.

Before the meetings began, I thought of things I could do so I could sleep as late as possible yet still arrive on campus at the right time and in the right mindset.  Going to bed early was out because I just end up lying awake for hours, and showering in the morning was necessary because it’s always the primary thing that wakes me up.  Since my adolescence, one part of the morning ritual I always hated was shaving.  It took too much time for each stage of the process, and I’d often feel anxious as time flitted away.  With a series of early meetings and workshops approaching, I decided not shave.  I’d tell people I was growing a beard even though I originally planned to shave when the semester ended.  What I found out, though, was that I liked how it looked, and I loved the way it seemed I had more time in the mornings to do the other things I wanted to do.  I bought a beard trimmer, and now I trim and shave around the edges twice a week rather than go through the entire ritual daily.  For me, that feels like a much more productive use of my time.

My point isn’t that all men should stop shaving their faces or women their legs, but I think it might be useful for us to share ideas about ways we can improve our daily grooming and personal care routines so that they help us move forward through the day rather than add stress to it.  Not everything will work for everyone, of course.  I thought shaving my head might be another option that would save me time and money, but it looked pretty awful on me even though it looks perfect on others.  I would expect that women have more to deal with than men since societal expectations about women’s appearances are more demanding, but I also know women who have developed successful tips and tricks for handling those demands.

How do you do it?  What parts of the daily personal care routine have you found a way to work around?

(Photo from Flickr user Robert Thomson and licensed through Creative Commons)

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7 Responses to Growing a Beard for Productivity

Cardinal - November 23, 2009 at 11:48 am

Wasn’t it just a couple years ago that there was a study that found that the more attractive a professor, the higher their teaching evaluations? Letting grooming standards slip really isn’t a feasible option, especially for women, when the audience is dozens or hundreds of 18-21 year-old women who are themselves very fashionably coiffed, made-up, and clad.

That said, I bought a bunch of opaque tights so I can wear skirts every day without having to shave my legs.

jo(e) - November 23, 2009 at 10:40 am

I would expect that women have more to deal with than men since societal expectations about women’s appearances are more demanding.

I just wanted to highlight this point because it’s an important one. Outside of the kind of societal pressures we see in a patriarchy, it’s hard to imagine that women would spend all kinds of time and money on cosmetics, high heels, fad diets, expensive clothing, etc. I’d hope that women who find those kind of standard “beauty rituals” too time-consuming or too expensive or too downright ridiculous would feel free to drop them altogether, but I don’t know if we’ve yet reached that point as a culture.

Todd Finley - November 23, 2009 at 1:31 pm

Being a professor means you can dress like Steve Jobs.

Jason B. Jones - November 23, 2009 at 2:20 pm

Well, “better than balding awkwardly,” at any rate.

Go, Headblade!

Tria Wood - November 23, 2009 at 2:47 pm

Not to mention that I might miss out on getting that chili pepper on “Rate My Professor” if I don’t live up to their standards! The horror!

Thanks for addressing the gendered aspects of this, Nels. I’m a woman who really gets into performing my gender (and I’m conscious of the implications of that), but I have streamlined my procedures for enacting this performance so that I can be ready in a snap.

William Patrick Wend - November 25, 2009 at 8:48 pm

I am a big fan of Head Blade as well. I first grew a beard while doing my senior thesis back in 2004. I was buried in critical/postmodern theory over spring break and just sort of forgot to shave. Sunday evening, I decided to keep it. Kept it since then, although at the end of each semester I shave it off when the final assignment is submitted/graded/etc. My senior thesis advisor did this and I took it on as my own ritual as well.

Terry Brock - November 28, 2009 at 12:23 pm

I haven’t put a razor to my face in 10 years. “clean shaven” simply means no attachment on my beard trimmer. Couldn’t be happier about it.

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