I am fascinated with the advent of “swag,” tokens of appreciation for folks who attend something. Academe is not immune to this sort of activity, as new faculty and staff find themselves on the receiving end of all kinds of ‘welcome to campus’ gifts. I think that at a minimum all new employees should receive a new t-shirt or sweatshirt, a coffee mug, and perhaps something identified with the region like a specialty food or beverage. The worst things I’ve heard about were campus logo/mascot belt buckles (I have no idea how many academics wear belts with interchangeable buckles at this point in history), undersized (and therefore useless) polo shirts with no-longer-used campus logos (obviously clearing out the closets in advancement), and pens that only last for 20 minutes worth of writing.
What are the best ‘welcome to campus’ gifts you’ve ever heard of? What are the worst?

