I catch a few plagiarists each semester, but this semester, I caught seven, a record high for me. This is not a record I enjoy, though I’m glad I caught these students. But man, does plagiarism bother me.
I teach English and writing, so plagiarism bothers me for the obvious ethical reasons. Beyond that, it bothers me because if the plagiarists would have put as much effort into doing the work as they put into avoiding the work, they would’ve at least had a shot at passing. Let me explain.
In one particular case of plagiarism, a student copied and pasted an article from the Internet. The original article was semi-interesting in its concept, but failed to execute well. It was something about legalizing prostitution. Anyway, in a strange move to avoid getting caught, I guess, the student mixed up the paragraphs of this copied piece. I suppose the student then realized that the paragraphs didn’t make much sense all mixed up, so the student added strange and ineffective transition sentences between them: “Enough about human trafficking, legalizing prostitution creates jobs” — that sort of thing. This still must not have satisfied the student because s/he added a poor sentence to the beginning of the essay (“Prostitution has been around for a long time”) and then put “In conclusion” in front of the last paragraph (which, if you remember, was once a middle paragraph of the original piece).
There’s more. The student realized there was a source requirement for this essay with a citations page, parenthetical citations, and the lot. The copied piece didn’t have a citation page at the end because it was written in AP style. The wise student, afraid of getting caught, found sources and created a citations page. That wasn’t a typo: The student found sources and created a citations page for a paper s/he didn’t write. Then s/he added parenthetical citations in random spots.
Of course, it was all for naught since I caught the student anyway. Just imagine, though, if that effort would’ve gone into composing his/her own paper. At worst, the student would’ve turned in something sub-par, but at least it wouldn’t have gotten the student an honor-council trial date, the likelihood of failing the class, the possibility of expulsion from school, and a permanent blight on his/her transcript.

