Maybe you do not keep up with the ouvre of Miley Cyrus, teeny bopper extraordinaire who ruled the minds of American youth for years with her Disney sitcom Hannah Montana. Predictably, after her time as “the perfect and All American girl,” Ms. Cyrus faced a variety of scandals. First she was caught dancing on a strip pole. When asked about it, Cyrus called the strip pole a “purity pole,” something the virginity-promoting Disney did not appreciate. Then came the sexy photos. The rumors of drugs. Just this week Twitter was aflutter with Miley Cyrus’s 19th birthday cake, an image of Bob Marley, and her statement that
You know you’re a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake — you know you smoke way too much f**kin’ weed.
Of course Miley insisted she was just joking. That’s not a joint; it’s a purity-rette she was smoking.
But none of that matters now because what Miley Cyrus…