Michele Bachmann is now leading among Iowa caucus goers. Good thing too because Bachmann would straighten this country out. Literally. Because if there is one thing Bachmann loves it is straight people, straight marriage and all things heterosexual. That is why she is one of only two presidential contenders who signed the Marriage Vow. The other, that uber-hetero Rick Santorum, joined Bachmann in saying he had not read the entire four-page document before signing it and therefore did not realize that the preamble said Black Americans were better off during slavery than they are now when it comes to marriage and two-parent households. That’s right. The Marriage Vow was written by those friendly white straight Christians at The Family Leader and says:

Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by…

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