Yesterday Mitt Romney may have found his campaign’s metaphor. The economy is sick, really sick. He is a caring doctor who understands how to heal the economy. So a vote for Dr. Mitt will make the economy better.

This is good news for the Romney campaign. After all, Romney keeps losing votes to a man who can’t even solve his own google problem, let alone run a campaign that doesn’t just sound like the mumblings of a crazy person. Rick Santorum’s no sex, no college, no separation of church and state, no kidding message is absurd, but apparently not as absurd as Romney’s incredible wealth. As Romney keeps sticking his millionaire foot in his millionaire mouth, saying things like his wife drives a couple of Cadillacs and that some of his friends own Nascar teams, voters go for the “sweet smell of Santorum.”

I would like to be the first in line to file a malpractice suit against Dr….

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