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Author Archives: Gina Barreca

May 15, 2012, 5:55 pm

Waking After a Dream

As a child my mother told me that dreams had projective powers: I remember details of dreams I had when I was six or seven as accurately as I recall my best friend’s telephone number.

One dream pulls me back to the nighttime fears the way a fierce undertow carries you out past the safe boundaries, past the point where you can still see the shore. I dreamed of death. I’ve since learned that most children do. Talk to a child for half an hour in calm conversation while taking a walk or making sand castles, and see whether death, heaven or hell does not come up.

In this dream I spoke to my guardian angel, pale, thin boy who looked to be not of much use.

“Do you know that some people don’t go anywhere,” said the angel, shifting transparent wings uneasily, “after they die?” “But I will,” I can hear myself say, “I will go to heaven and be with everybody from my class and from my…

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May 10, 2012, 1:52 pm

Summer Reading 2012

Grades are in; graduation photographs are posted on Facebook. Amanda Tinder Smith, erstwhile graduate candidate, is now Amanda Tinder Smith, Ph.D.–and will be starting work as a faculty member at Southwestern Oklahoma State University in the fall. Sam Ferrigno, B.A., has an internship at Yale University Press, where he’ll get to know Niamh Cunningham, who not only works at YUP but has completed the first year of her M.A. program in English at Yale. Next fall Lisa D is starting her M.F.A. at Columbia in play writing; three other former students will also start writing programs elsewhere.

The ceiling in my office is fixed. Nothing has fallen on my head–at least not literally–for several weeks now.

So far, so good, right? Some great recent graduates are still looking for serious work (I can supply them with excellent references) but at least we’re off to a good start for the summer…

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May 5, 2012, 5:40 pm

A Silly Poem for a Silly Post

A certain white chick–Schaefer Riley–

Decided to do something wily:

Knowing her blogs

Were going to the dogs,

She got all gnarly and smiley.

 

“I’ll get readers, by God!”

She cried to the Quad

(Where no one paid her any attention).

“I’ll get ‘em all back by writing about blacks

And that way have reader retention!”

 

She got readers all right,

But not one in sight

Was happy with what she had written;

No WSJ  bud

Could cut through the mud.

Poor NSR chewed off more than she’d bitten.

 

Pity the writer who can’t manage her post

Except by attack, or by whining, or boast;

Turn your attention to real scholars and scribes

Who don’t spend their lives writing cheap diatribes.

 

Except, of course, for this one.

 

 

 

 

 

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May 3, 2012, 4:40 pm

Loud Girl Talking

This is what one of my students wrote about me and I have decided that it’s how I want to be known for the rest of my life:

“You are the loudest teacher I have ever had. It’s not only your voice that’s loud, although nobody would ever call you a ‘low-talker,’ but everything about you is loud. The way you dress, the way you express your ideas about the books we’re reading, and the way you call on us to make sure we make our own ideas are heard is inescapable. We learned within the first two weeks that we couldn’t hide from you. You learned our names and you asked us to step up. Nobody (except that one girl and then only once) ever put her head on the desk and that’s because you demanded that we were fully present. When you told her that she couldn’t do that in your class we all heard you, loud and clear.

“Not that everything was clear. Sometimes when you talk very fast in your New…

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April 29, 2012, 8:00 pm

‘Speech Act’: A Poem

My speech is careless.

It would cast a ragged shadow
if you only could see.

You take my words for truth
and mistake that which is not
for that which is; I use my words
the way children use shovels: to toss what is underfoot

into the air.

I do not build. There is no
architecture in my talking.

But you look for places in
my speaking that would make
you safe as houses. No such
luck. There is no map for an
unfinished maze.

You wander
in words as if some

undertow
of meaning would take you–
despite yourself–

into the wider sea.

I tell you this is false believing: words
have  little connection to truth.

They cannot lead.
You must not follow.

 

 

(Photo by A.C.K.)

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April 24, 2012, 2:42 pm

So You’re Defending Your Dissertation Tomorrow!

Don't worry. I've got you. I promise: You'll wow everyone (and might even have fun). (Photo by Flickr/CC user suran2007)

Dearest ATS,

Congratulations: It’s a BOOK!

Your 273-page volume–the weighty, serious, mighty tome–is sitting in the center of my cluttered desk. Since it’s bigger than everything else around it (how small and slight those 20-page student papers look in comparison!), I can’t miss it. It’ll be there tomorrow when we all meet to perform the one-to-two-hour ritual during which you “defend” your work to your advisers, your committee members, and your colleagues.

One of my favorite New Yorker cartoons, photocopied and given away to friends and students so often over the years I no longer have a version, was of a woman reaching across a seminar table and socking a guy in the eye in…

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April 21, 2012, 3:21 pm

Celebration of Life, Loss of Innocence, and ‘Out of Africa’

In my upper-division literature classes, we always end up talking about those astonishing moments when characters understand that their fates are indeed in their own hands, and we also end up spending lots of time discussing those equally shattering moments when characters lose their innocence. Sometimes these moments coincide in a narrative–or in a life. Often they do not.

Greta Scheibel, who graduated from UConn a few years ago, joined the Peace Corps, and is now Executive Director of United Planet Tanzania. She wrote two pieces that illustrate these moments. I’d like to give Greta the microphone today so that you hear her voice as she describes her experiences. The first is an excerpt from her essay in Make Mine a Double and it gives you a sense of what her time in Africa was like when she was first fully accepted into her village as a respected adult and member of the…

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April 17, 2012, 1:28 pm

Dear President Herbst: Here’s What This UConn Professor Did Today

A little ceiling leak's gonna slow things down? Nah. (Photo by Sam Ferrigno)

UConn President Susan Herbst’s recent article in the Huffington Post defending the role of full-time scholars and teachers was encouraging to those of us who work at the place where she’s the new  boss. Herbst seems like she’s doing a good job: The last time she met me she remembered my name. Pretty much that’s all it takes to be my best friend.

Apart from spending too much time–as does everyone else–talking about sports  being UConn’s “front porch” (which seems to be losing several of its central pillars to the NBA draft, not that I’m bitter), to her credit Herbst has made a dedicated effort to meet the faculty. She’s been a presence on the campus and has pledged to support the hiring of new tenure-track faculty.

But …

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April 13, 2012, 2:01 pm

Bad Movies Week, Cont.: 5 Reasons I Also Hated ‘Titanic’


(If you haven’t seen the film, this version will give you the executive summary.)

Of course I discussed The Hunger Games in my classes this week, comparing it in its loathsomeness to Titanic. “You didn’t even like Titanic?!” yelled one outraged young woman from the back of the room. “How is that possible? Don’t you have any guilty pleasures?”

Let me explain my problems with Titanic, which just happened to be playing right next to The Hunger Games when I went to the multiplex last weekend thereby giving me a kind of filmic return-of-the-repressed experience:

(Prologue: Before we even get to the movie, let me tell you what bothered me about the title–did the writers believe that, by omitting the word “The” the dialogue would sound all English-y, and that by saying “We’re on Titanic” the way the Brits say “I’m off to hospital” we were meant to believe this…

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April 10, 2012, 1:32 pm

12 Things Tenure-Track Faculty Can Learn From ‘The Hunger Games’

"During my comprehensives, they barely touched on Trollope. You're screwed, Katniss." (Still from official "Hunger Games" movie site. Click on the pic to get there.)

I saw The Hunger Games and hated it. The film version of The Hunger Games was more sentimental than Titanic, more misleadingly tough-chick than Pretty Woman, and less well-written than Happy Feet.

But I do believe that there are lessons to be learned from the movie, important ones, and ones, most crucially, that will make the cinematic experience tax-deductible for me when I write about them.

What can tenure-track faculty learn from The Hunger Games?

1. Strategy is everything. You thought it was intelligence, work, originality, and wit? Nah. Develop your strengths, strategies, abilities to form alliances, and be very, very careful (…

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April 6, 2012, 12:10 pm

A Dartmouth ’79 Discusses That ‘Rolling Stone’ Article About Hazing

When I wrote my book about what it was like to be a student at Dartmouth—Babes in Boyland: A Personal History of Coeducation in the Ivy League—I wrote it from the perspective of someone who was an outsider: as a working class, Italian-French-Canadian kid whose parents had not graduated from high school and who had no idea what she was getting herself into when she signed up to start college in Hanover, NH. Recently out in paperback, Babes has done pretty well for a woman’s memoir, received surprisingly good reviews from a wide variety of places, and—last I heard—was being adapted into a play by a senior at Amherst for her honors thesis. I’m proud of it. It’s a fairly subversive little book.

The guy who is getting lots of press because of the article in Rolling Stone, in contrast, is not exactly coming at the “Dartmouth experience” as an outsider: his grandfather and brother…

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April 4, 2012, 10:24 am

Emotional Affairs vs. Crushes

You’re an average-aged person in a committed relationship but one day you suddenly discover you’ve got a crush on somebody. You’re infatuated by a co-worker, a student, or even—why now?—an old friend. Life gets a little fizzy and a little fuzzy. You’re checking electronic devices for cute text-messages and searching for nuances in e-mails. You discover flirtatious implications whether or not they’re actually there; that’s the foolish part. Like the flu or a bout of colitis, the best thing to do is to sit tight and hope it passes quickly before too many people notice and before anybody else is infected.

What you are, of course, is infatuated. The word “infatuated” is derived from the Latin “fatuus” meaning “foolish” or, as some linguists argue, “too heavy in the thigh area for an assignation” ( a term, by the way, closely related to the Greek word for …

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March 29, 2012, 11:49 pm

New Novelist, Great Book: Carole DeSanti

Yes, I know you’re busy and that already have plenty of books to read, but—trust me on this one—you must get a copy of Carole DeSanti’s new novel The Unruly Passions of Eugénie R. All right, so don’t trust me: trust Publishers Weekly , Valerie Martin, Deborah Harkness, Sarah Blake, Mireille Guiliano, and Fay Weldon, all of whom love the book.

Weldon says DeSanti has written ” a book to you make you think,” calling it “a magnificent novel in scope and achievement” where “death does its worst, passion wears itself out, civilization moves a notch forward, and with it, or because of it, female understanding of what it is to be a woman.”

Filled with the kind of historically and politically fascinating detail that made books like A.S. Byatt’s Possession a bestseller and a ripping good read, The Unruly Passions of Eugénie R. is set in 19th-century Paris. You have that delicious…

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March 28, 2012, 12:01 am

Teacher, Student, High School, College

So, in terms of teaching high school English how would I, someone who’s been teaching upper-division English literature classes for 25 years and has won the major teaching award at my university, do?

As a first year high school English teacher from one of the great Western states–I’m calling myself Cat Ballou here, although the TFA calls me by another name–I can give you a few pointers.

Please.

Not so hot.

First of all, you didn’t have a posted objective or demonstration of learning…. So that would put you in trouble right from the start…

Objective? Demonstration of learning? I don’t even know what those things are.

An objective is basically a daily map for students to follow. It’s a goal for students to be able to accomplish by the end of class. Every day there’s a different goal and a new goal MUST be posted at the beginning of every…

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March 23, 2012, 11:34 am

No-Show Conference Panelists: a New Trend?

Today's featured speaker (photo by Flickr CC user Brett Jordan)

How do you know if somebody who says he or she delivered a paper at a conference— whose paper was accepted, whose name appears in the conference schedule, who includes the item on an official c.v,–actually wrote and presented the paper?

Over the last two months, I have heard of six people who canceled their appearances at the last moment and it left me wondering: If a hiring, or tenure and promotion, committee were evaluating these individuals, how would we know they hadn’t shown up?

How would you know this person was lying?

OK, so I was going to write “misleading” rather than “lying,” but I thought that would be misleading. Let’s face it: When you don’t show up to give a paper, as far as I’m concerned you must remove the item…

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March 19, 2012, 3:43 pm

Skirt Day 2012

Photo by Flickr CC user Joseph Gray; model, Sara Foust

So my friend Tim comes to visit. I don’t let just anybody into the office today because I am in official Grading Hell (all grades done, but not all comments completed–this is how I torture myself), but Tim is not just anybody. He’s the Knight in Shining Technical Armor. He’s the one who rescues everybody in my Department (but especially me) when strange intergalactic stuff enters my hard drive. Or whatever it is that happens when my computer stops working.

 

Anyhow, today Tim stops by not because I have called, miserable and cajoling or even calling with an offer of homemade food (which I do often use as an excuse to keep him happy and to grab his company) but because he wants to announce, with some bitterness, that it is Rokjesdage.

I think maybe he had…

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March 14, 2012, 5:17 pm

Wood’s Version of Bell Makes Empty Noise

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"Pshaw, fellas. I think I heard some hubbub coming from the Green."

I just finished reading Peter Wood’s post in the Innovations section. It made me nervous.

Cleverly titled “Bell Epoque,” Wood talks about the brouhaha surrounding an old videotape of President Obama in 1991 speaking—as a student at Harvard Law school—at a rally in support of one of that institution’s professors, Derrick Bell (requiescat in pacem) which is now being fetishized by some of the more conservative “nutjobs” (to quote a nice old Brooklyn term used by one of the commentators on Wood’s post) as evidence of a leftist conspiracy to remove whiteness and all forms of whiteitude from power.

Bell, whose legacy you can learn more about here, wrote about race and class in America. Some white people find…

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March 10, 2012, 9:33 am

Spring Break: The Instructor’s Manual

1. You gave them exams and/or papers to complete right before spring break, didn’t you? Why? You know better. You do this every year, thinking that they’ll be especially motivated to do a good job right before they get some time off. You believe, too, that you’ll be able to read and assess their work in a thoughtful and meaningful manner, since you’ll have a week to yourself. You forget that they are motivated not to do a good job but to get their carry-ons as filled with sunscreen, cover-ups, sandals, sunglasses, Purell, and birth control of all sorts (even those not covered under the Limbaugh Plan) as possible. More importantly, you’ve forgotten that you will not have a week to yourself. You will have a week to clean the basement, change your bank accounts so that you are no longer with Bank of America because it’s just not working anymore, have breakfast, drinks, and dinner with the…

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March 5, 2012, 5:41 pm

The Lioness Hunts

Really, the lioness does all the work herself.

He’ll only mate

when he believes he’s indispensable.

Hunters brought home the heads of male lions,

not because they were trying to bag only the males

but because the females kept pushing the males out in front.

 

The female doesn’t strike with teeth and claws

but strangles slowly,

a gradual hug to break your bones

and stop your breath.

She hunts alone.

A cozy death hug so subtle in its stages you hardly notice it

until your life is already gone.

 

Stop struggling.

It only makes it tighter faster.

(Photo by Flickr/cc user Namibnat)

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March 1, 2012, 11:05 pm

Didn’t I Hate You in High School?

I’m on Facebook and a name I recognize comes up asking for a “friend request.” Usually I love these invitations: they’re great.

The only ones that make me panic are ones sent by people I knew, sort of, from my youth.

So when I see that there’s a name I once knew, I sink into down into my office chair and feel awkward, weird, sweaty, and fourteen years old. It’s not a name I actually remember because there’s another name tacked onto the end. It’s always the photograph that gets me in these kinds of invitations. She’ll have pictures of herself standing next to her dog or her kids or her man or her woman. Sometimes she’s chipper and happy; sometimes she looks like she wants to hang herself. Either way, I’m still panicking.

I recognize the face, the jawline, the shape of the eyes, and the tilt of the head. The memory is buried deep but although I have to dig for it, …

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