Category Archives: SueMyStudents.com

October 31, 2013, 3:27 pm

Happy Halloween, B!tchz (And Other Tales From The Crypt)

Wagging-Finger-2The rollup to Halloween this year has been full of warnings about what not to do, primarily:

Don’t wear blackface.

Let me rephrase this for you in case that was too abstract and college professor-y:

Don’t. Wear. Blackface. Ever.

Now, here’s the advanced class. Having abandoned your Trayvon Martin outfit, when you are considering your new costume and party theme options, ask yourself: is this like blackface — but Asian? Mexican? Native American? Then proceed to the advanced class and ask yourself:

Does my costume or party invitation say: women are sluts? If so, adjust to preclude sending this message too.

Somehow Theta Xi Fraternity at the University of Michigan did not get the memo that just because some hip-hop stars tell stories about gang life, and call each other niggah, and talk about how much they hate women, doesn’t make any of these things ok. Nor does the…

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May 3, 2008, 2:06 pm

And After Giving You a Bad Grade, I’ll Sue Your Sorry Ass

Well, this answers the question of why those claiming to be dissatisfied customers of mine (“Yeah, I was in that class and I think you suck too”) need to vent anonymously about this post, rather than discussing our pedagogical differences in office hours. Apparently, at Dartmouth, classroom conflict has reached such a pitch that a teacher is suing her students. I had not realized that there are dimensions of my vast power to dominate others that I have not yet activated.

OK, seriously: I’m sure there is more to this than meets the eye, and both teacher and students have clearly run off the rails in what appears to be a Lord of the Flies situation. But I think the department chair and this woman’s senior colleagues may have some explaining to do as to why there hasn’t been a mentoring intervention at an earlier date. Things like this don’t just happen suddenly, in one class, one…

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