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The Greek Chorus Of Junk Mail

November 15, 2013, 5:18 pm

Random excerpts from the junk mail I’ve received today:

Barack Obama May Be Finished Friday! Hang A Bunch is a 6-in-1 hanger that creates up to 600% more space in your closet. Organize your tops, jeans, dresses, and more;Donating-a-car is less work than selling it;September 10, 2013 (New York, NY): In a recent study by fat loss expert and two-time “Trainer of the Year” Billy Beck III, over twenty of his clients LOST between 20-40 lbs each…Their secret? Eating 1 TINY Fruit that is literally taking the diet industry by storm…News: Attention all present U.S. Homeowners: Obama has just eliminated all REFl-Requirements. This new-change will cut your current monthly home-payment in HALF; Do you desire to impress your woman at night? Off in the shower and DONT RUB IT OFF like a moron let it get soft and then gently help it off WORKS BUY IT NOW DID I MENTION IT WORKS APPLY TO BACK ARMS TO STOP ACNE Apply to butt to get sexy butt Use the 2:1 apple cider vinegar to powder mix for best results This stuff works throw all the girly crap in the garbage; Gold never errodes – and neither does investing in gold currency; We can’t take our foot off the gas pedal! We are currently teaming up with the nation’s largest Tea Party organization, in Washington, D.C. to continually put pressure on legislators to defeat Obamacare. Now, we must rally together and demand that Obamacare be repealed and replaced. Join us and make a donation to the Contract From America today!

Enlightening.

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