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March 2, 2010, 9:53 am

Oh sure, now Ari’s going to say Lincoln was the greatest president because he killed vampires.

But I ask you, cui bono? Come on, sheeple. We all know why Lincoln killed vampires.


It’s because he was a zombie. No one denies this.

The WPA were onto him, man. And you haven’t seen him since, have you?

(with thanks or blame to commenter kevin)

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