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January 12, 2010, 10:00 AM ET
Sarah Palin: the Heather Mills of News
The only episode of Dancing With the Stars I've ever watched is when the nasty ex-wife of cute Beatle Paul McCartney was a contestant and, to be honest, the only reason I watched was to see her fall down.
You wouldn't know it from what I just wrote, but I'm actually a very nice woman.
Yet when I saw that Sarah Palin will now be commenting for Fox News, presumably in her own words or at least words she will need to read very fast off a teleprompter, I hugged myself and practically danced around the room in glee. (I almost fell down, but didn't.)
This will be fun, but for all the wrong reasons.
Apparently one of the first things Palin wants to do is interview Couric to see if Couric has learned anything about Alaska.
This is precious. This is a gorgeous thing. This will be like watching Larry The Cable Guy interview Charlie Rose.
The only difference is that Larry the Cable Guy is deliberately funny as well as supremely conscious of his act's affect on his audience and would have Charlie Rose on his side by the end of the interview.
By the way, I'm not a huge Katie fan myself, having once had a heated on-air disagreement with her over whether Thelma and Louise was too violent a movie. My belief that it wasn't nearly violent enough directly contributed to the fact that I appeared only once on the Today show. See, when I told you I was a nice woman, I lied.
So I'll be watching Sarah twirl on ice, on Fox, and if I wait for her to spin out of control ... well, at least we can all take comfort from the fact that she'll be sliding all the way to the bank.


Comments
1. davi2665 - January 12, 2010 at 01:44 pm
Sarah Palin, reading her telepromptor, in the view of Gina Barreca, will spin out of control, "sliding all the way to the bank." That would seem to be preferable to our new presidential messiah, also reading his telepromptor, sliding out of control, all the way to bankruptcy- unfortunately, bankruptcy for the entire country.
2. jffoster - January 12, 2010 at 07:56 pm
What's funny is watching all the littoral literati and artisti go into parozysms of mixed terror, apprehension, contempt, and scorn at the thought of former Governor Palin.
3. redemma - January 13, 2010 at 10:02 am
Jffoster--I can tell you have a lot to say, and I hope you'll help us to understand it. You make specific reference to those "literati and artisti" (presumably, you mean "writers and artists"--incidentally, in English, "artist" is pluralized with an "s") who, according to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, are "of, relating to, or situated or growing on or near a shore especially of the sea." Is this a cunning reference to how the mass media can dominate or affect Americans' concepts of liminal spaces? Are you using shorelines as a metaphor for personal boundaries, or perhaps for the ever-shifting boundary between a public figure, for instance Ms. Palin, and the public who respond to her? Or do you feel particularly that, literally, artists and writers who live on the seaside are especially relevant to this debate?
Further, I was unable to locate "parozysm" in the Oxford English Dictionary; could you please define?
4. katiebeautifulkatie - January 13, 2010 at 10:27 am
Davi and Jff: Thanks for commenting, because I understand why your comments are always critical and earnest with a bloodhound quality to them. Your political colors are what color all your responses to all these various posts. I don't read your comments carefully so I didn't have this knowledge earlier. No wonder you are always on the attack and hate everything everybody writes in Brainstorm.
5. jffoster - January 13, 2010 at 10:45 am
3. In answer to your first paragraph, Yes.
As to your second paragraphy, you will note that x and z on a QWERTY heyboard are next to each other and hit with the same finger. Were you really unable to guess that was a mistype for 'paroxysm' or are you being deliberately obtuse?
6. charliemarlow - January 13, 2010 at 11:06 am
I love it when the name Sarah Palin shows up on this forum. Though she does not appear to be of presidential caliber (not to suggest current and recent presidents are), I am amused that Katy Couric is considered brilliant because she...well, reads a teleprompter well. As does President Obama, by the way.
Personalities and vitriol are much more enteraining to write, if not to read, than thoughtful discussion.
7. goxewu - January 13, 2010 at 11:07 am
I agree at a sideways angle with Prof. Foster. The liberal chattering classes, a k a the brie-and-chablis set (of which I am a member, except that brie is too fatty and I don't like the taste of chablis), really ought to give the Chicken Little thing a rest with Sarah Palin.
Relax. She's over with.
While she'll have a considerable following among the embattled and going-nowhere Tea Party crowd, and while she'll pull in viewers for Fox for a while (probably until the novelty wears off), she's null and void as a candidate for any consequential office. (The ex-politicians on Fox don't return to politics, do they?) She's a lot stupider than Limbaugh and Dobbs, isn't quick on her feet (unless one considers "You betcha" to be withering repartee), has a really irritating voice, and a babe factor that'll soon be no better than Nancy Pelosi's. Ratings at the Fox gig will probably peak with the elections this year, and then tail off precipitously. In short, you can put lipstick (and short skirts) on a William Miller (I'll let the Republican faithful retrieve that one from the data bank), but you've still got just another political failure (beaten in the national election, and bailed as Governor on the state she promised to serve) on your hands.
The wonder, given Palin's hightailing out of the Governor's office almost a year and a half before her term was over, is that Fox signed her to a "multi-year" contract. (Wish I was in Vegas and could get a couple of hundred down on her not finishing it.) But maybe--with Bristol and Levi and Todd around--they figure Sarah for a future "Jon & Kate Plus Eight" kind of slot.
PS: "Brainstorm" is a blog, and its posters make typos and copyreading errors. The commenters are even more quick, off-the-cuff and informal. That's part of the game. And Prof. Foster, as one can tell from his comments elsewhere, doesn't type very well. But he's as smart as any of us, knows his academic beans, and makes his (regrettably) rightwing political points coherently. So this Miss Grundy, Hall Monitor of Typos, tsk-tsking stuff is petty.
8. katiebeautifulkatie - January 13, 2010 at 12:19 pm
#7: your Vegas comment was actually funny. thanks for making me laugh even though I'd bet there are really people making book on Palin, just as they are on on Conan O'Brien.
9. blueconcrete - January 13, 2010 at 05:22 pm
@7,
Tony Snow became Press Secretary, for what it's worth.
10. goxewu - January 13, 2010 at 07:47 pm
Re #9:
I should've specified "politics" as running for elective office.
Off the top: aren't Press Secretaries coming from, and returning to, the media not exactly the rarest of birds?
Sarah Palin would probably make a good Press Secretary for a (heavens forefend!) rightwing President: Camera-friendly, glamorous to the Joe the Plumber set, and with an invaluable (pseudo?) folksy ability to answer, with no substance at all but with a beaming smile, any question put to her. "You know, that's just what the President is going to do. He's going to visit several countries, such as Africa and Madrid and tell folks there just how much our invasion of Malaysia is going to help their free markets. You betcha."
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