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February 13, 2012, 12:04 PM ET

Can't Write a Good Mash Note? Ask a Student to Help.

A video from Emory University (below) suggests that, "in the age of texts, Facebook, and email, the art of the love letter is fading fast." Perhaps that's true in Georgia, but at Minnesota State University at Mankato, creative-writing and MFA students have spent the past few days composing Valentine's Day notes, letters, and poems for romantically challenged people willing to pay a small fee. The money will help cover lodging costs for students attending the Association of Writers and Writing Programs conference in Chicago. Read More
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December 9, 2011, 02:47 PM ET

Today's Special: Damaged Art, and a Theory About Its Worth

Most people aren’t interested in buying damaged artwork, but a philosophy professor at Davidson College has a banged-up painting that he thinks might be an exception to that rule. The professor, Paul Studtmann, will test his hunch tonight. A few months ago, Mr. Studtmann acquired an acrylic-on-wood painting called "Falling Down Man," which depicts a disheveled marionette lying on a city street. The artist, Charlie Spear, mailed it from Indianapolis to North Carolina, where Mr. Studtmann lives. But when the professor went to the post office to retrieve it, he was handed a package that seemed to have been abused. “I took it out of the box and thought, ‘You’ve got to be kidding me,’” Mr. Studtmann recalls. The painting’s steel frame was severely bent, and part of the wood beneath the paint had cracked. He called Mr. Spear and e-mailed him photos of the damaged artwork... Read More

November 17, 2011, 01:08 PM ET

Man Busted for Growing Pot to Pay Off Student Loans

A Massachusetts man, Michael A. Vivenzio, was sentenced last month to 2½ years in prison for his role in a sophisticated marijuana-growing operation in Portland, Ore. According to an article in The Oregonian, Mr. Vivenzio told Assistant U.S. Attorney Thomas H. Edmonds that he moved to Oregon and got into the pot business because he had racked up some $100,000 in student loans. Portland vice officers seized a total of 831 plants from Mr. Vivenzio's home and two others where he and an associate, Jason J. Kalenkowitz, were growing marijuana. Investigators arrested Mr. Vivenzio last year at his home, seizing a loaded 9mm pistol that was hidden in his sofa. They also seized $72,000 in cash from Mr. Kalenkowitz, who was sentenced to more than four years in prison, and $27,000 from Mr. Vivenzio. According to The Oregonian, the IRS reported that Mr. Vivenzio had managed to pay down $80,000 in... Read More

October 4, 2011, 03:53 PM ET

'The Only Reason to Win a Nobel': Free Parking

Never mind the respect of one's peers and the shared $1.5-million cash award. Saul Perlmutter, the University of California scientist who was named today as one of three winners of the Nobel Prize in Physics, revealed the other great thing about the honor: one of the free parking spaces that Berkeley gives its Nobel laureates. "Which of course is the only reason to win a Nobel Prize, to be able to park on campus," Mr. Perlmutter joked in an interview with the Associated Press. Mr. Perlmutter shared the Nobel with Brian P. Schmidt, of the Australian National University, and Adam G. Riess, of the Johns Hopkins University's Space Telescope Science Institute, for their "discovery of the accelerating expansion of the universe through observations" of supernovas, according to a citation from the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences. No word yet on whether Mr. Schmidt and Mr. Riess will also ... Read More

August 30, 2011, 02:42 PM ET

Professor Abandons His Eternal Search for a Parking Space

Danford W. Middlemiss is done looking for parking at Canada's Dalhousie University. After waiting in line for more than an hour on Monday to purchase a parking pass — only to learn that all the passes had been sold and that he would have to return the next day — the political-science professor pulled the plug on his career of 31 years, according to an article on the CBC News Web site. "I went straight upstairs, I said, 'I'm not kidding this time, I don't have to put up with this. I'm resigning,'" said Mr. Middlemiss. Dalhousie, in Halifax, Nova Scotia, reportedly has 2,000 parking spaces for 17,000 students and 3,000 employees. It has traditionally oversold parking passes by 65 percent, meaning that they function more as hunting licenses than as parking permits. This year, however, the university was going to cap its overselling at 20 to 30 percent and add 200 guaranteed spots for... Read More

April 21, 2011, 02:13 PM ET

Tell Your Students That if They Cheat, God Will Smite Them

Is God: A) punitive, angry, and vengeful? B) warm, loving, and forgiving? OK, folks, pencils down. Now, if you chose B, you probably cheated your way through college. Two psychology researchers — Azim F. Shariff, at the University of Oregon,  and Ara Norenzayan, at the University of British Columbia — found in a pair of studies that students who believe that God is kind and gentle are more likely to cheat on tests. In the first study, 61 undergraduates were asked to take a mathematics test on a computer that contained a software glitch. If they failed to press the space bar immediately after reading each problem, the glitch would cause the correct answer to appear on the screen and that just wouldn't be fair. After taking the test, the students were asked about their perceptions of God. Of course the sneaky researchers — believers in a benevolent God, no doubt — had peeked ... Read More

March 14, 2011, 02:14 PM ET

March Geekiness: Tell Us Your Arbitrary NCAA Picks

The NCAA has released the tournament brackets for the 2011 Division I men's basketball championship, so Tweed Madness is on: Tell us in the comments which team is going to win which matchup — the more obscure your reasoning, the better. We'll give you our own Final Four picks in a moment, but first, an obligatory academic digression. Minutes after our announcement went out on Friday, friends started reminding us about other geeky approaches to bracketology: * Richard Lapchick, director of the University of Central Florida's Institute for Diversity and Ethics in Sport, compiles one that highlights which tournament teams do the best job of graduating their players. * The Center for Responsive Politics offers the K Street College Classic (which our colleague Sara Hebel noted a couple years ago), awarding victory to whichever college spends the most money lobbying the federal... Read More

February 2, 2011, 03:11 PM ET

James Franco as College Course

James Franco has been many things: a movie actor, a soap star, a film director, a painter, and a grad student (at four universities, all at the same time!). Now, according to a press release, the irrepressible Mr. Franco is both a college course and one of the instructors:
Academy Award-nominated actor James Franco has partnered with Columbia College Hollywood to offer an innovative course through which 12 of the private film school’s best editing students will create a 30 minute documentary film from videographic footage from Mr. Franco’s own unorthodox career.
"Master Class: Editing James Franco…with James Franco" breaks new ground in higher education. Can anyone recall another course where the professor is also the subject of study? Read More

October 6, 2010, 02:50 PM ET

His Presidential Bid Thwarted, Wyclef Jean Accepts Brown U. Fellowship

It's been a big year for musicians in academe. First Steve Miller takes a job at the University of Southern California. Then Todd Rundgren gets a guest gig at Indiana University.
Wyclef Jean (right) meets Bryan Maina, a Brown U. sophomore. (Mike Cohea/Brown U.)
Now comes word that the hip-hop star and recently rejected candidate for the Haitian presidency, Wyclef Jean, is joining Brown University as a visiting fellow in Africana studies in 2010-2011. His appointment is part of Brown's recently announced Haitian Initiative. Mr. Jean, a Haitian native who was raised in northern New Jersey, "will attend various campus Haitian Initiative events, including lectures, faculty conversations, classes and other offerings," according to a press release from Brown. Read More

October 5, 2010, 05:30 PM ET

Video Wednesday

Four biochemistry Ph.D. students at the University of California at San Francisco shot this clever parody of the Flight of the Conchords' "Most Beautiful Girl (in the Room)" for a skit show at their program's annual science retreat. Who else could find a rhyme for "centrifuge"?

The folks at Improbable Research, the organization that handed out last week's Ig Nobels, invites people to submit a limerick that imagines what Dmitri Mendeleev might have thought of this video about the periodic table.

A local television news affiliate in Pennsylvania reports on the assault of a student at Grove City College by a man dressed as a panda. As of Monday, the panda was still at large.

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