May 25, 2012, 03:12 PM ET
So You Want to Be a Chair?
May 24, 2012, 02:04 PM ET
Buzzwords That Belittle
As my colleagues
and I gathered recently to hear our new interim president address
the college, we knew the news would not be good. And it wasn't. For
the upcoming academic year, at least, we're probably looking at
larger classes, increased teaching loads, furlough days, a virtual
moratorium on travel, and perhaps even layoffs. And yet, as we
filed out of the auditorium afterwards, the prevailing mood seemed
to be one of optimism. That's partly, I think, because we have
confidence in our new "pilot" to pull the plane out of its
nosedive. But it was also due, in no small part, to the fact that
we had just been addressed as if we were intelligent adults.
Missing completely from the interim president's remarks were
meaningless platitudes, patronizing buzzwords, and blatant
aggrandizement. In their place were difficult truths, stated
plainly and succinctly, with little in the way of...
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May 23, 2012, 02:29 PM ET
A Weekend Without E-mail
Last weekend none of us had access to
our e-mail. Our university was migrating its e-mail program, so we
were given several weeks' notice that we would be cut off from the
world from 5 p.m. on Friday to some time on Monday. The response to
this pending communication vacuum prompted reactions ranging from
panic to euphoria. After an initial bout of anxiety, I moved to a
Zen-like state of acceptance as I pondered what it might be like to
have a whole weekend without interruptions. My time spent not
reading e-mail was put to very good use: a long hike, dinner with
friends, cleaning out my garage and, importantly, thinking about
why I hate e-mail. After a couple of days of reflection, it
occurred to me I don't really hate e-mail, I just hate the way
certain people use it. After careful consideration, I narrowed down
my top five e-mail pet peeves: 1) Writing too
much. I recently heard a...
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May 22, 2012, 09:07 AM ET
On Not Squandering the Summer
When I began
attending the department’s monthly professional-development
seminars at the outset of my doctoral program, the job search
seemed a long way off. To be honest, it still seemed distant this
time last year when all my attention was focused on exams and my
dissertation. I knew I would be on the market in the fall, but,
until the MLA released the Job Information List (JIL) in
mid-September, I figured I could put off the labor of preparing my
application materials. After all, I kept my CV up-to-date and I had
drafted a statement of teaching philosophy as part of that
professional-development series.
I couldn't have been more wrong. When
the list appeared I found that several of the jobs I was interested
in wanted their applications completed by the second week in
October. Predictably, the teaching statement I wrote two years
before no longer fit me, and then there were requests...
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May 21, 2012, 08:52 AM ET
Reputation Building Through Aca-letics
Buzz Bissinger’s recent Wall Street
Journal
column advocated for the elimination of college football,
striking many a nerve in academe. His argument included his belief
that athletics ends up undermining quality academics on many
campuses. As I pondered the institutions named in the column, I
remembered something a mentor told me when I was on the job market.
He indicated that you could move into faculty positions south and
west of your doctoral alma mater, but rarely north and east, but he
further indicated that football-conference affiliations dominated
hiring patterns. Southeastern Conference institutions, for example,
will hire graduates of other major bowl conferences (PAC 10, Big
12, etc.) but rarely will hire the "lesser" championship conference
institutions. His advice was anecdotal, of course, but in the
context of Bissinger’s essay, there is some substance to the
concept....
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May 17, 2012, 01:42 PM ET
Right Idea (with Some Wrong Information)
I received a
strange e-mail a few weeks ago. It was a Change.org petition, made
by a group of students, to allow one of our adjuncts to teach
English 102, "Introduction to Literary Genres." The e-mailed
petition was sent to all of the college's students, faculty
members, and staffers, and reads: "Give [Name Removed] the
opportunity to teach English 102."
"We, the students of Richard Bland
College, respectfully request that [Name Removed] be allowed to
teach English 102 (Intro to literary genres) during the upcoming
semester. Every signature on this list is either from a student who
has taken [the faculty member's] class and feels that his
encouragement of expression and opinion speaks to us as students,
or from a faculty member who can validate the aforementioned
claims. [Name Removed] is a gifted teacher and it is widely known
that he has wanted to teach English 102 for some time....
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May 16, 2012, 01:41 PM ET
Curious Works Better Than Furious
During a recent dinner party, several
of us engaged in a spirited conversation about end of the semester
grade appeals. Because I teach only in the fall, my May is
gloriously free of e-mails, calls, and visits from students bent on
educating me on the grades they truly deserve, but most of my party
colleagues were bracing themselves for the usual onslaught of
complaints. I was particularly happy to be in a non-grading mode
because I am still suffering from PTGD (Post Traumatic Grading
Disorder). I do not have a history of PTGD, so its sudden onset
last December took me by surprise. The first signs of the condition
emerged toward the latter part of a five-hour layover at Chicago's
O'Hare Airport when I was finally able to click the "submit grades"
button a full hour before it was time to move to the gate area. The
semester was finally over. I was done. I was relieved. That sense
of...
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May 15, 2012, 11:55 AM ET
Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Teachers
A couple of years
ago, I went back to high school. No, my life is not like a bad
movie on the Disney Channel. I actually found myself, after nearly
30 years, back on a couple of high-school campuses. I was at one
school to teach dual-enrollment college classes and at another (my
son's school) to help out as a volunteer coach.
What I discovered is that I'm glad
I don't have to spend all of my time at high schools. My decision
to become a college professor instead of a school teacher was, in
retrospect, the right one. In fact, I'll go a step further and say
that I hope none of my kids becomes a high-school or grade-school
teacher, even though I know at least one of them is thinking about
it. I'd much rather they chose a career where the working
conditions are slightly less stressful and stifling, such as TSA
agent or pro-western journalist in Iran. Don't get me wrong:
Teaching at any...
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May 14, 2012, 11:46 AM ET
A Learning Environment for All
Do you ever have
students who don't fit in? My community-college classes are both
more homogenous and more diverse than I experienced in my
undergraduate career; a slim majority of students are Spanish
speakers and about two-thirds are Hispanic. But unlike my
university life where we were almost all the same age, I teach
classes with students from 16 to 60. That's not even mentioning the
vast disparity in terms of socioeconomic status.
Older students sometimes have a hard
time blending. They may be shy in a classroom after many years
away; they may take things more seriously than kids just out of
high school; maybe they are uncomfortable with technological
demands. I'm sure there are other reasons as well. Whatever the
case, helping these older students work well in groups is a
challenge I face each semester. The other group of students who
seem to need special care in the social...
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May 11, 2012, 01:43 PM ET
Formerly of the University of the Titanic
So, let's say you are a tenured faculty
member at a troubled institution. It may be a crisis of leadership,
a cliff's edge of a budget from the state, or even the kind of
torpor that sometimes overtakes a place. Or, let's say you are
three or four years into the tenure track but it has become clear
that the department/university is not going in the direction you
had hoped and you now must commence a search in order to maintain
your sanity and preserve your career long term. Your résumé is
spotless, your reputation is equally as unsullied, but you are now
fielding phone interviews and one question keeps coming up: "Why
are you on the market?" Other than saying that you feel like you
are serving at the University of the Titanic, you are at a loss for
what to say to explain your reasons for looking elsewhere. If you
speak ill of your current employers, however, you risk sounding
like one...
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