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February 18, 2012, 05:35 PM ET

Bill Maher's Mistaken Heterodoxy

It's hard to be piercingly heterodox when heterodoxy is the culture's orthodoxy—heterodoxy of a certain sort, anyway.  Heterodoxy is not inherently instructive, accurate, or interesting.  It's pure reaction. If you tell a small child to be quiet and he yammers more loudly, his rebellion is a form of bondage. It's hopelessly tethered to what it rejects. It's wholly predictable and adds no value. It's provocation whose point is to provoke, but not for any particular reason other than provocation itself. It's reverse-the-sign heterodoxy—change the plus sign to minus, or vice versa. If conventional opinion condemns al-Qaeda and you defend them because the imperialists attack them, you're a useless idiot. Much of the worst thinking of the last century has been of this form. Bill Maher has on occasion made trenchant objections to orthodoxies of the moment, and last fall did herald the ... Read More
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February 18, 2012, 03:08 PM ET

Monday's Poems: 'Stutterer' and 'The Prayer Rope Knot,' by William Thompson

  Stutterer   Trained never to forget the all -importance of control, his face remembers always to suppress each unintended syllable and can’t.  Hence the expressionless expression he maintains, a dead -pan scowl where umbrage shadows rage. He hurts.  It is his privilege, or was:  the ones who mocked or stared grew into people of good will who, patient, notice nothing as the hard words flare and sting his eyes.     The Prayer Rope Knot Each time the monk who learned this knot had tied his own, a devil came & loosened it.  Eventually the monk, just as the devil hoped, got pissed; he couldn’t pray at all. That night his angel wakened him & taught him how to interweave double strands into a web of 7 crosses.  Pulled tight, they closed into this perfect knot whereby the devil’s silently upbraided, and the heart sings whole.   © by William Thompson.  Printed by... Read More

February 18, 2012, 08:39 AM ET

"You're on Your Own"--A Different View

The phrase has become a watchword in liberal thinking in the last year, from President Obama's speeches to Todd Gitlin's entry this week at Brainstorm.  It stands as the colloquial encapsulation of a capitalist survival-of-the-fittest system that runs on greed and heartlessness.  The opposite is, precisely, state policies that help the unfortunate and disadvantaged. But "you're on your own" isn't necessarily a statement of cruelty.  Given a little background in American classics, we can open it to the opposite interpretation.  In this version, which comes out of classical liberalism (which is closer to today's libertarian conservatism than to today's liberalism), to be on your own is to be freed from social and biological ties of fate, as well as state restrictions.  It isn't an abandonment of people, but rather an empowerment of them.  People are not forever defined by class or... Read More

February 18, 2012, 07:55 AM ET

"Illegitimate" Children and Other Misplaced Anxieties

There has long been a lot of hysteria among US elites about children born "out of wedlock." Every since the 1965 Moynihan Report's claim that black families were failing because of the pathology of single motherhood, policy makers and pundits, not to mention more than a few sociologists, have been running around screaming the sky is falling. "Illegitimate" children are the problem, not poverty, lack of access to anything like universal education, health care, not to mention those crazy European things like state-subsidized childcare.

All of this was a way of displacing the structural poverty of many black Americans onto the "lax morals" of the black mother. Which worked pretty well since nearly all of these pundits, policy-makers, and sociologists were white and it was far easier to explain black poverty as a them problem than actually acknowledge just how much structural racism remains....

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February 18, 2012, 06:12 AM ET

The Evolutionary Mystery of Female Orgasm, Part 2: Some Silly Hypotheses

Last post, I described why female orgasm is considered an evolutionary mystery. Here, we’ll look at some suggested solutions to this mystery … none of which,  unfortunately, seems very promising. The redoubtable Desmond Morris, whose fertile imagination gave us the “buttocks mimic” hypothesis for the evolution of breasts, once unburdened himself of yet another howler, proposing that orgasm is natural selection’s way of keeping a woman horizontal after sex, which in turn supposedly makes fertilization more likely. This “knock-down” hypothesis has problems. For one, despite substantial efforts, it has never been demonstrated that postcoital positions influence fertilization. And if they did, there are lots of possible ways of inducing individuals to remain prone, or supine, or on one’s side, etc., such as reducing blood pressure after sex, without any particular... Read More

February 17, 2012, 11:33 AM ET

Goodbye, Anthony Shadid…

A dear college friend died yesterday while serving as a correspondent in Syria, reporting on the rebellion against the Syrian president.  He was 43.  The world knows Anthony as a two-time Pulitzer Prize winner for International Reporting, whose stories painted a broader picture of the beauty and terror in war-torn countries in the Middle East.  He reported on war and conflicts in lands that now hold vital interest for the world.  Through Anthony’s reporting, we came to learn about the struggles of people—an on-the-ground view. His work involved risk and danger.  He was successful, because he was a decent man; success in that line of work can only occur if trust is built, especially among people increasingly wary about journalists. It is reported that he died of an asthma attack—the second he suffered that week. Anthony was one of my closest college friends.  We attended the ... Read More

February 16, 2012, 09:57 PM ET

Santorum Sacks Sinister Secularism

Secular-baiting has become something of an art form in high GOP circles ever since Newt Gingrich began his pioneering explorations of the genre back in the 1990s. A milestone in the evolution of this rhetoric occurred in 2007 when Mitt Romney likened Secularism to radical Jihadism in a memorable speech. Those were impressive accomplishments, for sure. But let me say that no one, but no one, can demonize, Talibanize, or Stalinize Secularism like Rick Santorum. On occasion he has done so, I would admit, with a fair degree of intellectual seriousness, as in this 2010 speech. Though for the most part his pronouncements on the subject amount to rank and preposterous name-calling. Back in 2003 he lamented: “I want to remind people of the societies that have been secular in nature. Starting with the French Revolution, moving onto the fascists, and the Nazis and the communists and the... Read More

February 16, 2012, 06:09 PM ET

The Female Orgasm Speaks For Herself

Hi there! I thought I'd introduce myself. You probably weren't expecting me--so few do--and yet since I've been so often on your tongue in "Brainstorm" these past few days, I thought I'd just pop in. I’m not a mystery once you get to know me--and I certainly hope you will. Why am I here? I like a good time. When I know people are relaxing, having intimate conversations, really enjoying themselves both cheerfully and intensely, you'll find that I'm drawn to the moment. I don't need a big party, a lot of decorations, too much to drink, or a whole lot of fuss; I don't need a red carpet, so to speak, because I carry my own with me, all rolled up and tucked into place. I don't need a big limo, either, or a Hummer. If I need to, I can walk and get to where I'm going. Despite what you may have heard from someone who's never known me personally, I'm not all about making a scene. You might ... Read More

February 16, 2012, 04:13 PM ET

The Bishops and Birth Control

Like Laurie Fendrich, I have been obsessing a bit about the Catholic bishops and their stand against birth control. Since I have thought quite a bit about this stuff, I would like to chip in. I should say that I look upon Laurie as the moral conscience of Brainstorm, and what I have to say is intended as complementary and not as contradictory. The bishops are arguing in the context of the Catholic doctrine of natural law, something that goes back to Aquinas who in turn, as always, was hugely indebted to Aristotle. I see natural law theory as an attempt to answer the Euthyphro Problem, something expressed in the Platonic dialogue of that name. The question is asked “Why should we be good?” and the answer is given “Because it is the Will of God.” To which, another question is asked. “If doing the good is doing the Will of God, does this mean that God could simply make up... Read More

February 16, 2012, 02:36 AM ET

We'll Always Have Paris

The guilt is overwhelming. Here we have Laurie Essig getting all depressed about Valentine’s Day. Laurie Fendrich is beating up the Catholic bishops for their views on birth control, and expectedly getting a host of critics who are probably bishops writing under noms-de-plume. And dear old David Barash is working himself up into a tizzy about the female orgasm. Face up to it David. You are never going to have one, so you might as well get over it now. Why don’t you offer your services to the bishops? They could use a bit of biology that post-dates Thomas Aquinas. And me! I am sitting on my behind in an apartment in Paris, eating breakfast – a chunk of freshly baked bread, slathered in butter and with lots of jam. (What is it about French fathers and husbands? They love to spend those long August vacations wandering through the hills picking wild berries, which they turn into...

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