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February 7, 2012, 02:35 PM ET

Weird Valentine's Greetings

Life isn't always the kind of thing you can celebrate with greeting cards. Valentine's Day, especially, often evades responsibility for the kinds of events crying out for attention on February 14th especially if they don't include candy, balloons, and something with sparkles. Even doggerel  should have its day, and we believe its day is February 14th. For example, one of my brother's best friends in the world is having surgery on Valentine's Day. There's no card for that. There's nothing you can get where, let's say, a unicorn is removing somebody's gallbladder or a teddy-bear is inserting drug-releasing stents below the knee; there's really nothing for that particular occasion, not even in your fancier stationary stores. So, being the poet he's always been (under that JD and MBA), he wrote a series of what I believe to be well-crafted poems in celebration of his friend's impending... Read More
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February 7, 2012, 02:13 PM ET

Faking It for the Dean

A number of years ago, a university public-relations official approached me with an invitation. Her office was coordinating a series of columns called “Health Talk and You,” which were published in about 50 newspapers around the state. The columns were short, simple, and straightforward – about 500 words, she said. Would I be interested in taking part? Without giving the question much thought, I said yes. Then I read her email more carefully. I had initially thought I was being asked to write an article. In fact, however, I was being asked to lend my name to an article which the public relations office would ghostwrite, but which would be published under my byline. A reporter would interview me on the topic of my choice and write an article based on the interview. When I called the public relations officer back, I explained that it seemed deceptive to take credit for an article that...

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February 7, 2012, 11:56 AM ET

Bleep You, You Bleep!

I can't help but be fascinated by the bizarre nature of bad words and naughty gestures. Some words we can't say because they're just plain offensive, like the "n" word or now the "r" word. In my house, the "r" word is a point of contention between my daughters since one says it cannot be uttered while the other says it just to annoy her older sister and poke holes in her holier than thou attitude.  As you can see, the whole situation is a slippery slope that makes us skate around painful histories and structures that imbue these insults with such power. What words can be said and what can't remains a thorny legal and cultural issue and Super Bowl Sunday clearly brought this to the surface. By now, everyone knows that MIA shot up her middle finger while dancing to Madonna's "Give Me All Your Luvin'." According to a BBC article,
The middle finger is documented to have expressed insult an...
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February 7, 2012, 09:52 AM ET

How We Give to Universities

Americans like higher education and American philanthropists like to give to higher education. According to The Chronicle, 19 of the top 50 donors last year gave to colleges, more than to any other cause. "Of those, 10 provided support to institutions that were not their alma maters. Altogether, the 19 donors gave colleges more than $1.5-billion." Perhaps the fact that half of these philanthropists did not simply write big checks to their alma maters (though they're probably doing that as well) is a good sign. Maybe donors are looking more at the quality of the school and the worthiness of its programs than simply giving out of nostalgia because they had a good time at the football games or because that's where they met their future wives. Last week, there was more heartening news on this front. Judge Richard Bray, the CEO of the Beazley Foundation, decided to suspend its giving to... Read More

February 7, 2012, 06:25 AM ET

Taking Responsibility for Fatherhood ... or Else ...

An interesting thing has been happening in Costa Rica, something that points to a social policy which, believe it or not, both liberals and conservatives might endorse. This week, as the local school year begins, there are 12,800 fewer students enrolled than previously, and this despite a continuing influx of Nicaraguans. What’s particularly interesting is the likely reason for this decline: An innovative national law, the “Ley de Paternidad Responsable” (Responsible Fatherhood Act), which took effect in Costa Rica in 2001. This law, the first of its kind anywhere in the world, identifies paternal obligations in terms of the right of children to know their fathers and to be supported by them and, in so doing, also removes some of the stigma for children born out of wedlock. The landmark legislation established an entitlement procedure whereby single mothers could identify the... Read More

February 6, 2012, 11:56 AM ET

What Was Holy About Super Bowl XLVI?

As I watched the outstretched arms of “the Gronker” (née Rob Gronkowski, the Goliath-sized New England tight end with hands the size of flat-screen TV's) poised to haul in Tom Brady’s desperation Hail Mary pass at the end time of Super Bowl XLVI, I heard myself--I admit--pronounce the name of God. (Modified by an adjective that I cannot bring myself to admit.) My hunch is that 120 million or so Americans--believers and nonbelievers alike-- were invoking sacred and/or profane words right along with me as time ran down. Why is it that the experience of football is so bound up with religion? “I mean the Super Bowl,” mused half-time performer Madonna, “is kind of like the holy of holies in America right?” I do think Madonna was on to something. Though perhaps the insight was lost on the singer M.I.A.  who middle-fingered our righteous nation (half of whose citizens may have... Read More

February 6, 2012, 11:31 AM ET

Should We Study White People?

This semester I am teaching a new (for me) course: "White People." The course considers the historical formation of whiteness as well as its current cultural and economic manifestations. For me, teaching "white people" is an obvious way to work through some of the key issues of critical race studies: How did our current racial categories form and under what conditions? How are these racial categories intertwined with one another? How does race depend on class, gender, sexuality and often geographic location to make sense? Of course, when you teach a course called "White People," you are bound to take some teasing. Someone suggested that it's a course to "paint white people as bad." Another friend said I'm just trying to "relieve my liberal white guilt." But I reject both the claim that all white people are the same and the claim that to critically examine one's racial position is... Read More

February 5, 2012, 06:02 PM ET

Larry Summers, Curriculum Adviser

When I was in 7th Grade, I first heard the terms "definite article" and "indefinite article"--or rather, "l'article indefini" and "l'article defini."  It was in the first French class I took.  I hadn't learned about articles in English Language Arts courses in elementary school, and when I did diagrams of sentences and other grammar exercises in English in 7th and 8th Grade, the basics didn't stick as well as they did in French class, which I took for the next five years and in college as well. There's a lesson.  Foreign language study helps with the understanding of native language.  It also deepens one's sense of philology, etymology, phonetics, and idiomatic, slang, and formalized expression in general.  To pinpoint a curious word in a text under study in a college literature class such as "deliberate" or "fabulous" and ask the students, "What is the etymology of that word?" and... Read More

February 5, 2012, 12:11 PM ET

SPAAR ON WRITING: Cabin Fever

 

By Lisa Russ Spaar

 

Anticipating winter, Rainer Maria Rilke begins the last stanza of his autumn poem “Herbstag” this way:

Wer jetzt kein Haus hat, baut sich keines mehr. Wer jetzt allein ist, wird es lange bleiben, wird wachen, lessen, lange Briefe schrieben . . .   (Whoever now has no house, by now will not build. Whoever is alone now will stay alone, will wait up, read, write long letters . . . ) Gaston Bachelard, who calls winter the “oldest of the seasons,” writes in The Poetics of Space:  “Although at heart a city man, Baudelaire sensed the increased intimacy of a house when it is besieged by winter.  In Les paradis artificiels he speaks of Thomas de Quincey’s joy when, a prisoner of winter, he read Kant, with the help of the idealism furnished by opium.  The scene takes place in a cottage in Wales.  ‘Isn’t it true that a pleasant house makes... Read More

February 5, 2012, 10:07 AM ET

Saturday Afternoon at the Opera

I think since I started writing for Brainstorm, this is the longest period I have been without making a contribution. The reason is very simple. This last week the little unit I run down here at Florida State has been undergoing what is known as a “Quality Enhancement Review.” My tiny Program in the History and Philosophy of Science has been looked at by an outside examiner, by high-level university officials, and is also being mulled over by a committee of strangers instigated by something known as the “Graduate Policy Committee.” Frankly, the whole experience has been a bit like having someone film your colonoscopy, knowing that before you recover from the anesthetic the whole procedure will have been posted on YouTube. I have been squiring people around campus to talk to folk, who close the door firmly and leave me sitting outside in the corridor, an object of pity by all... Read More