February 12, 2012, 06:32 PM ET
…Only 58 percent of students starting their first year of higher
education last year believe that there is a good chance they will
be satisfied with their college. That's a mighty disappointing rate
of expectation. Where's the optimism? They have applied
and won admission. High school is over, a new chapter of life
has begun, new friends and new freedoms, the world is all before
them . . . and yet, more than two out of five have meager hopes.
That's just one illuminating result of the 2011
American Freshman Survey, which last year got 204,000 entering
students to answer a lengthy questionnaire on background, habits,
and ambitions. More significant findings:
- While in their last year of high school, 88.9 percent of
respondents "frequently" or "occasionally" studied with other
students. That high rate is a measure of two things: one, the
extension of teen social contact in...
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February 12, 2012, 04:01 PM ET
Here’s my new goal: I want to write a tell-all book and be widely
celebrated for how well I keep secrets. That’s a trick I’d really
love to a master, like sawing the last thin remnants of a
reputation in half and having it appear whole. Yes, of course, I’m
talking about Screaming Mimi, the JFK intern who decided to wait
until everybody was dead (guess daughters don’t count, huh, Mimi?)
and write a book with information nobody can prove but that
fascinates us all. It doesn’t say much for her, and, I suppose, it
says even less about us. Here’s an excerpt from
The Daily Mail, one of the places to which she
sold the rights. Okay, okay, it says less about me—I’ve been
watching the whole thing with open-mouthed horror and fascination,
but not as open-mouthed as Mimi was when she was in D.C.,
apparently. What's getting to me is that otherwise sensible people
are claiming ...
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February 12, 2012, 11:38 AM ET
The front page of today's
Times, in one of a series of fine analytical reports that
have cropped up in the wake of Occupy Wall Street (but, to be fair,
might well have been in the works anyway), points directly to the
dishonesty of the You're-On-Your-Own, Social Darwinist orthodoxy
that wholly owns the Republican Party and buffaloes non-Republicans
too. The headline: "Even Critics of Safety Net
Increasingly Depend on It." This piece is full of illuminations.
A few are here:
[T]he poorest households no longer receive a majority
of government benefits. A secondary mission has gradually become
primary: maintaining the middle class from childhood through
retirement. The share of benefits flowing to the least affluent
households, the bottom fifth, has declined from 54 percent in 1979
to 36 percent in 2007, according to a Congressional Budget Office
analysis published last year.
So the ...
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February 12, 2012, 10:57 AM ET

This time we’ll come gloved & blind- folded, we’ll arrive on
time. With bees in our hair, with an escort of expiring swans.
We’ll appear to out-of-date & out-of-tune violin music, we’ll
lie on our side. Wearing rotting lotus behind our ears, musk
between our thighs. This time we’ll be tied down. We’ll cry out.
We’ll only smoke if surprised by tragedy’s approach, as it noses
closer. This time we’ll fall in love with the blood color of the
sunset as we’re walking home over the bridge that takes us between
here &
there. This time we’ll forget how
ancient Sarmatian lions go on bearing marble messages for no one
who can understand their sarcophagus language, forget sloths who
climb so slow they die before mating. We’ll grow improvident &
stop believing there was ever such a thing as
alone, such
a hard nail in the coffin for one. © by Monica Ferrell....
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February 12, 2012, 10:00 AM ET
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Charles Robert Darwin, the great English naturalist and
author of
On the Origin of Species, was born on February
12, 1809. This, then, is his 202th anniversary. Many people will be
celebrating what has come to be called “Darwin Day.” I will not be
among them, and I doubt Charles Darwin would have been among them
either. I certainly would seem a prime prospect. The first paper I
ever had published—one that was so bad I will tell you neither
title nor location—was on the Darwinian revolution. Some years
later, in 1979, I published what I am glad to say was a much better
account in my
The Darwinian Revolution: Science Red in Tooth
and Claw. And since then I have written numerous articles and
books on Darwin and his theory and its implications. In the fall,
finally, a huge (400K words + 350 pictures) tome edited by me,
The Cambridge Encyclopedia of Darwin and Evolution,
will...
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February 10, 2012, 02:01 PM ET
So apparently Tim Gunn, style guru and fabulous fashionista,
hasn't had sex for 29 years. And he isn't afraid to say it. On
his new show, "The Revolution," Gunn said he was going to say it
aloud and not be ashamed that he is asexual.
Do I feel like less of a person for it? No... I'm a
perfectly happy and fulfilled individual."
When a friend posted this on my Facebook wall, one of those really
uncomfortable conversations began where I ended up sounding like
your conservative grandmother about gay people:
maybe it's just
a phase, that's wrong, people really should leave that as their own
private shame. I hate myself for having this response because
if there is one thing I know for sure, it is that human sexuality
is messy and not easily locked down into neat little boxes to be
checked off on a survey. Why can't some people be happily asexual?
Why can't some couples be happily asexual?...
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February 10, 2012, 08:29 AM ET
There are no culinary tours to Costa Rica, and for
good reason. So far as I can tell, this small tropical country has
nothing special to offer in the way of gustatory delights. Let’s
face it, you can’t eat phenomenal biodiversity, mist-shrouded
volcanoes, cloud forests, rain forests, pristine beaches complete
with warm water, spectacular surfing, and leatherback turtles, a
thoroughly nonmilitarized society (when flocks of pelicans conduct
their regular flybys, we note that the Costa Rican air force is out
on maneuvers), a long and proud history of social democracy, and
the world’s happiest people whose national motto is somewhere
between “tranquilo” and “pura vida.” But I digress. Now that Frank
Bruni is writing (admirably!) about politics for
The New York
Times, I sense an opening and so: Today I’m writing about
food. Not fancy food, mind you, but beans and rice. What ...
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February 9, 2012, 11:02 AM ET
One of the readers of my piece yesterday on Dickens has sent me a
list of words that came from Dickens and are now in the English
language. These are:
Wellerism, from Sam Weller, Mr.
Pickwick’s servant (in
Pickwick Papers), meaning making
fun of clichés often by taking them literally. For example (when
serving lunch): "Now, gen'l'm'n, 'fall on, as the English said to
the French when they fixed bagginets."
Fagin, from the
receiver of stolen goods (in
Oliver Twist), meaning an
adult who instructs children in crime. Fagin is trying to turn
Oliver into a thief. Dickens got the name from a friend when he was
working in the blacking factory, but the character is based on the
real-life fence Ikey Solomon. I suspect most of us today would feel
uncomfortable using the term because of the anti-Semitic undertones
(not very “under” in the David Lean film, with Alec Guinness as
Fagin).
...
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February 8, 2012, 03:58 PM ET
Say I am a female Protestant employee hired by a Catholic
institution that accepts federal funds (I’m not talking about
working directly in a house of worship—I’m imagining a Catholic
hospital or university). This institution has advertised for a job,
interviewed me, found out I’m Protestant and am not about to
convert to Catholicism, and decided they want me anyway. I have the
talents they need, so they go ahead and hire me. As part of my
employment at this Catholic institution, I am offered health
insurance. That’s the American way, right? After all, we have come
up with the wonderful system—the envy of the world—whereby we
individuals mostly obtain health insurance through individual
employers. Up until now, most employers’ insurance plans have
covered birth control as part of their plans, mostly with no co-pay
required of its employees. But this will change if the...
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February 8, 2012, 10:20 AM ET
Which are your favorite novels by Charles Dickens? For me, there
are what I call the Big Four:
Pickwick Papers,
David
Copperfield,
Bleak House, and
Our Mutual
Friend. I am not trying to justify this list or claim that
these are the best (although I would think any list ordering merit
would put them high), simply to say that these are the novels that
have given and continue to give me the most pleasure. I
suspect that if one were to be dropped from the list of the best,
many people would opt for
Pickwick Papers. It is a funny
sort of novel, appearing in 1836, harking back more to the 18th
century than forward into the Victorian Era. (The Queen came to the
throne in 1837). It is rather shaggy at first, because it was
intended merely to give a story to a series of pictures; but then
with the appearance of Mr. Pickwick’s servant Sam Weller it takes
off and never looks back. My...
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