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December 30, 2011, 05:22 PM ET

Math 800, Verbal 800, Ethics 0

I haven’t seen it, and I don’t plan to. Reading about it is enough. I’m talking about the upcoming 60 Minutes interview with Sam Eshaghoff, the Long Island teenager who took several SAT and ACT exams for other students in exchange for $2,500 a pop—cash. The program will air this Sunday. It seems that Mr. Eshaghoff, currently a student at Emory University, was one mighty good test-taker. (Still, one can’t help but wonder what went wrong that he couldn’t muster one of those over-the-top scores for himself that would have launched him straight into Harvard or Princeton.) From Mr. Eshaghoff’s point of view, taking college entrance exams for other students didn’t constitute cheating, or even present any ethical problems. His only shame, he says, was the attention his arrest brought his family. Mostly, he’s peeved at what a “piece of cake” it was—and still is,... Read More
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December 30, 2011, 02:50 PM ET

Sex, Cells, and Souls

Some of my best friends are Catholics, living and dead. And I’m not merely referring to the likes of Dorothy Day, Jim Douglass, or the Berrigans, folks whose sociopolitical views parallel my own. Instead, I’m thinking of the admirable inclination of many Catholic thinkers (especially, but not exclusively, the Jesuits) to deploy finely tuned rational arguments while confronting some of the most difficult theological conundrums. Admittedly, I’m convinced that their enterprise is altogether hopeless—employing reason in support of religion strikes me as exactly analogous to constructing a skyscraper whose measurements are accurate to the fifth decimal point, atop a quaking bog—but I also find their efforts courageous, stimulating, and sometimes downright brilliant. One of my favorite examples is Augustine of Hippo, roughly 1,700 years ago, confronting a problem that would not... Read More

December 30, 2011, 11:14 AM ET

The Nature of Morality: Replies to Critics

Well, I thought the Mormons were touchy, but they can’t hold a candle to the New Atheists, who are all over me for my views on the limits of science and, more particularly, the evolutionary-based nature of morality. I am a little surprised, frankly. I would have thought that, having given up God as a foundation of morality, they would welcome an attempt to use evolutionary theory to provide a view of ethics that does not sink into the rank relativism that characterizes undergraduates' thinking after they have take a couple of sociology courses. Oh well! Here, lest I be accused of ignoring criticism, let me reply to three objections that have been leveled. The person these days who seems to find my thinking most offensively incorrect is the Chicago biologist Jerry Coyne. It is a strange world when my biggest critic is not some evangelical Young Earther, but the head of... Read More

December 30, 2011, 12:39 AM ET

The Top 10 Religion and Politics Stories of 2011

Four years ago, in 2007, we faith-and-values pundits were pondering Mitt Romney’s coupling of secularism and radical jihadism in a memorable December speech. We were trying to figure out why John McCain, of all people, was invoking “Christian nation” rhetoric. We were assessing presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton’s many references to youthful Bible study and Sunday School taught by her mom. As for that junior senator, Barack Obama, we marveled at the newcomer’s God-talk skills. He was too green, obviously; maybe 2016 would be his time. Nor were we really focused on those who would soon become faith-and-values Persons of Interest in 2008. Mike Huckabee only flitted across the radar late in 2007. Outside of the initiated, no one knew who the Rev. Jeremiah Wright was. And few, if any, on the religion beat had ever heard of Sarah Palin. Which is my way of saying that that... Read More

December 29, 2011, 03:52 PM ET

(Secular Jewish) Man Seeks God

There's a new book out by a former National Public Radio correspondent named Eric Weiner, which seems to be yet another in a long line of works by secular Jews who suddenly discover that there are people who take their faith seriously. Whether the result is books like Hanna Rosin's about Patrick Henry College or Lauren Sandler's about the evangelical youth movements, there seems to be no end to the appetite of secular elites for finding what they see as bizarre religious enclaves. Weiner's book, at least according to reviews, seems to position itself more as a personal quest. But in the end, whatever personal longings he feels seem to be an excuse to study the odd religious practices of others. Here's a bit from Joshua Hammer's review in Sunday's New York Times: Still, Weiner’s odyssey feels unsatisfying. His quest for a religious identity isn’t particularly convincing; in fact, it...

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December 29, 2011, 02:26 PM ET

Taxpayers as Shareholders

The orthodox among us seem convinced that proprietary institutions are the only ones with a profit motive and shareholders. Yet having worked in all three sectors of higher education—private, public, and proprietary—I can say with great confidence that the one thing they all have in common is the need to generate a profit and provide a return on investment to both students and shareholders. Sure, nonprofits like to use terms like “net revenue” or “budget surplus” rather than “profit” to describe their black ink, but as our friend Willy Shakespeare once wrote, “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” Money in the bank is money in the bank, no matter what you call it. There is no doubt that a company like mine depends on shareholders for up-front capital to build campuses and develop new technologies. And like anyone else who provides this sort of capital, our investors want to...

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December 29, 2011, 01:54 PM ET

Advice, Please! What's the Best New Year's Poem?

Roxanne Coady, owner of one of the world's best independent bookstores, R.J. Julia's, and a dynamic, brilliant woman who makes it her personal responsibility to get people reading (www.justtherightbook.com), e-mailed me the following question: "Every year I send out a NY poem—one that's smart or witty and inspiring without being sappy. After years of having no problem discovering exactly the right piece, I'm having trouble finding one. Any ideas?" Roxanne is not the kind of woman you want to let down. I spent part of yesterday morning looking for my favorite New York poems. Yes, I am that much of a genius. That's why people rely on me. The fact that my friend told me she sent out poems once a year on December 31st did not clue me into the fact that "NY" could represent anything except the Empire State. I went so far as to send her a link to Mark Doty's poem "Broadway," with its... Read More

December 28, 2011, 09:17 PM ET

What's a Baby Worth?

North Carolina officials are trying to figure out how to compensate survivors of their eugenics program. These men and women were never able to have children. Decades after halting the state-sponsored eugenics program, which forcibly sterilized countless young men and women, the state wants to compensate those victims who are still alive. Most were poor. More than 80 percent were girls and women. Some of the girls had been raped. Some had been raped by their relatives, including fathers who later signed for them to be sterilized. North Carolina was not the first state to sanction sterilizations for those considered a burden to society—the state of Indiana holds that distinction, enacting its law in 1907. Eventually, 32 states passed eugenics laws, which provided for compulsory sterilizations of poor people, epileptics, persons with low IQ's, and people of color. Tens of thousands of... Read More

December 28, 2011, 11:36 AM ET

The 'Blair Witch' Girl Today

In this week's New Yorker is a short update on Heather Donahue, the woman who played in the 1999 hit film, The Blair Witch Project.  Because the film was such a success ("Shot in eight days, for twenty-five thousand dollars, the film had a creepy, do-it-yourself plausibility that made it a worldwide, two-hundred-and-fifty-million-dollar hit"), it typecast her so much that it prevented other acting jobs coming her way.  After a few years in Los Angeles, she packed up and became a medical marijuana grower with boyfriend "Judah" in the Sierra Nevada mountains.  Later, she left and wrote a book about her experiences, entitled "Growgirl."  Now she lives in New York City (apparently), where the reporter met her for lunch to gather her thoughts about her life.  Here is the concluding paragraph:
Now, having left Judah, marijuana husbandry, and acting--if not Blair Witch--behind, she's...
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December 27, 2011, 04:48 PM ET

Three Story House

I grew up in a three-story house. There was the family made up of my great-grandmother and grandmother. There was the family made up of my grandmother’s sons; my father was her favorite out of all of her eight children. Then, eventually, there was the little family made up of my father, my mother, my brother, and me. So that my father would live under her roof, my grandmother took in his wife—but only the way a body takes in a foreign disease: as an inoculation against worse. The war my grandmother could do nothing about; she HAD to let her favorite son go because the government took him. But he returned to her, safe and sound, after bombing the country she had left thirty years earlier. Yet—and this almost killed her—he returned only to leave again.  He wouldn't stay in his one small room, just down the hall from his loving mother, every day, every night, after all he had... Read More