February 7, 2003

Rubbing Out Administrators for the Good of Forensics Education

The corpses are piling up.

First, the president of the college was murdered in the library. Then, recently, the science dean was found lifeless in the laboratory.

Who was responsible? Laura Arwood, that's who.

The assistant professor of biology at Marist College has been slaughtering administrators left and right. She claims the murders are part of "The Science of Forensics," a science course for nonscience majors. She also claims that the administrators aren't really