Open Mouth, Insert Boot

Parents, run for your children: They're having sex at Texas A&M and -- heavens! -- being taught evolution at Baylor.

Rep. Tom DeLay, a Texas Republican and the majority whip in the U.S. House of Representatives, endured a public drubbing in April for advising Baptist churchgoers, "Don't send your kids to Baylor. And don't send your kids to A&M." He was responding to questions about where parents should enroll their children if they want to learn about