• Sunday, February 19, 2012
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OK, Sergeant: Drop the Honey Bun and Move Away Slowly

The long arm of the law apparently couldn’t resist taking the TastyKakes.

Sgt. Steve Brody of the campus police department at the State University of New York A&T College at Morrisville is accused of repeatedly shoplifting pastries from a local convenience store, reports The Post-Standard, in Syracuse, N.Y. Coffee at the Valero Nice N Easy is free to uniformed police officers, but the pastries aren’t.

Court documents state that Sergeant Brody had been warned months ago to stop stealing pastries but that a surveillance camera had subsequently captured him shoplifting at least 17 times.

“He was over by the coffee area when I heard this noise of crackling,” Jennifer Girard, a clerk at the store, said of an incident in March. “Basically I knew it was a wrapper of something. I was able to see Steve take a honey bun, and he put it into his coat pocket.”

Sergeant Brody would not comment to the newspaper. The college confirmed that he is an employee, but said it was a personnel matter and refused further comment. —Don Troop